Show TALES OF DISTRESS I IN TIMMONYS COURT Andrew Walker a striking individual striking because of his red eyes and hair and scared expression stood before be-fore Judge Timmony with an unprecedented unprece-dented tale of woe yesterday afternoon Andrew was unearthed from a ton of I coal dust and rock salt in a boxcar night before last and was asked to explain ex-plain his presence there I Svenks skagan ach adieut fritch Hempel libter dieu and Ich nev skall schenck nit frueden I Oh you were in the front end offered of-fered the court Then turning to Scotty Rankin Do you interpret Bohemian No sir Then to defendant What were you doing in the boxcar Skan frugen de bustman ach Nephl detchur mein har lose resen mile which translated Is Forced In by a brakeman at Nephi was locked up and shippedforty miles How Ions were you in the car asked Clerk Diehl Ag not frisken kin v Why notch not-ch nate du fresen If the court please continued the prosecutor it appears from the testimony testi-mony of this defendant that he was once the possessor of a ticket from Grand Junction that on or about yesterday yes-terday he was thrown on to a sidetrack side-track and woke up at Nephi Early in the morning a brakeman saw him i pitied him and over the mans protestations protes-tations deliberately threw him into a boxcar afterward loading it with salt and locking the door The defendant bore all this ay more He rode over the Short Line from Nephl without footl or drink He poor mancannot tell what he endured but and here the prosecutors eyes grew moist but we all know what it is Meanwhile the defendant sobbed rIo lentry Oh ach skill vasach lubder stein megentach dus Seigfus ach yen was his lament And worse than all this interrupted interrupt-ed the prosecutor he has lost his railroad rail-road ticket I would move the court to dismiss this casey case-y ach mitten put in the defendant defend-ant and his discharge was ordered Then came the story of a pool game and its dire result and finally a charge of assault and battery Chris Chris tiansen the complaining witness told of defendant Testers base Ingratitude We ben playing some pools said he an haf drunk at efry end game I Dis fellar he drink an I say Veres mine an he say 4Ay drenk em an hit me Officer Seigfus said this was the same story Christiansen had told him Have you any witnesses asked the court of defendant Yes sir replied Tester how many do you want How many have you got As many as you want Ahem and the court rapped long and vigorously with a convenient penholder pen-holder Tester said he drank Chris beer for a joke but Chris didnt see it that way and hit witness on the lip Den I goes at Mm wid bot feet an gives 1m Is needlns Wed had a drink now and occasionally yes sir and Id rader eat I den fight anyway an m proud of it I C Airis who was the last called say I dis gentlemen de latest on de chair I give de udder a Hap on de nose in self defense and Tester was released The case In which C A Tainbenr a tailor is accused of breaking a cane over 11yearold Carl Larsons posterior poste-rior consumed a great deal of time The boy said he had gone into Lain bergs yard to call his little sister when the defendant smote him feelingly His 9yearold brother corroborated the story and Carl displayed a black and blue arm etc The defendant said that ever since the Larson family moved there next rtr hlJ door to him I the children had been very provoking We haf became annoyed an-noyed efry day your honor and I dlt not hit Carlie until he call me blankety 1 airs Lainberg told the same story but the court held that her husband had used more force than necessary and fined him 10 |