Show Aborigines Idea of Deity Chicago News A United States marshal relates that he was once ordered to go after an Indian In-dian who was selling whisky to his dusky friends After he captured the warrIor he gave him a long lecture on the depravity of his conduct After listening list-ening stolidly the halfbreed said Aint dere no way I can get helped outer this No one can help you now but God his captor answered The prisoner shook hishead sadly In a hopeless manner as he muttered Well God he good deal like Uncle Sam Injun never see him St Pauls Shipwreck Whenever Admiral Boyle met the dean of Bristol so the latter mlates later this admiral ot the old school would say Do you sir read the account of St Pauls shipwreck Yes it Is the appoInted lesson Well all I can say as an old sailor is that it any captain In her majestys servIce handled his vessel a the cap tan of that ship dId he would have been courtmartaled next day and dIs missed the service 0 |