Show Englishman and Stenographer Denver Times An Englishman who drops drop his hs ami aa aspirates his as and a stenographer and as typewriter who spells phonetically from dictation makes a fine combination from troi which trouble is sure to result unless unIe the th copy coEr is carefully revised said a New NewYork York lork merchant to a Washington Star re mo reporter porter the other day dav Pot For instance x a friend of mine and the manager of jn ne ot of the most important basking banking in inWall Wall Vial street Is an Englishman Not long Jons ago he employed a young man to act as his stenographer and one of the first things the latter was called upon to do was the taking down of a to the managers wife who was away at a sum summer summer mer resort Being a busy moan man the Eng big Englishman lishman take the trouble to look at atthe atthe the letter after it had be been n typewritten but when his wife in the course of a tow few days answered it there was a hot ti for the stenographer My dear Henry she wrote what om on onearth earth do you mean by calling i inc e Han Hannah 1 nah and our little Horace Orris Ornis I will admit that this sounds like you but why do you make a joke of it before your employees I Of course the fond husband and father know what H it all meant and so he wrote for an explanation and his first let letter tar ter was sent beck back to him One glance at atit atit it and be rushed over to Ms his stenographer excitedly threw the sheet of paper naper down dawn before him and demanded There what do you mean sir by nay my wires a name down Annah Anna replied the young man let me m see No rye Ive got it Hannah all right But said the Englishman who was furious its not Annah its HannaK Well there it Is Hannah Han Hann n 3 li j jAnnah i Annah be dashed exclaimed th Englishman Anna Hannah CRa you read English you blanked fool By this time the began U see through the trouble so he eg J 4 I upon the plea pI that having had a j In one of his ears he had not been to hear very well But It cost Wm him ariy ariya 4 to things with the MT me a weeks salary square squar boys in the office and fee ie deems it lite iTie hoars hars time the m wife is expected down town |