Show Stories About Abt the Mayors Horse orse Race 1 AST on oa 0 the Mate MaIn street tr et speedway a trotting race nee was pulled putted oft off LAST TIle The RId Herald H does deco not net pretend to say Y Whisk which horse Gs a It leaves that for its Ita readers read who have paid Paw their money to decide from the follow folie following ing lug veracious accounts Its ItI a great t pity 7 you JOU t down I on the lower tower Main m street speedway to tonight tonight night said aid Mayor Mayur ca Thompson as u he turned Iris liU over to a hostler in Tom Tout McCoys stable Jack Tack Lynch has got gota a dog doc that he be thinks t can eaR go 0 some BOme So Sobe he be hitched hi bed him up tonight and lad tried him out against t Iris IrJa Did he win Well hell ben Ie be b couching up dust duat for the th next five Ave days day Win Wi l Why he i come within two blocks of winning I We went a mile and there any race to it I let Jack pike along i forty or fifty feet behind because I knew whenever I wanted to I could shake Iris up a little bit and beat him half a mile But sho aho I have to drive her out at alt all Honestly I felt sorry for tor Jaek Jack to be behind such sucha a plug The attention of the humane society ought ht to be called to the case I I Sa Say boy If It a been down on the speedway tonight oud a seen something to laugh at said John C CLynch CLynch CLynch Lynch as aa he be thoughtfully bit off the end of a cigar in front of ot the th Cullen Cutton I h vent been beell so as tickled since the hot weather first set in You see Ive picked up a little litle le horse hor e that can do a amile mile mUe in twentythree without turning a haid bald Ex Ez Thompson thinks Iris can travel and so we made up a little race Ez E win Boy you must be Iris Iria aint got any more show that horse of mine than a bull bun te tea t against an express train Ex Ez win Ex Excuse cuse me while I smile amile No Ez finished till un yet Hes way back in the ruck now amongst the also rans Its funny too Ez Ex puts the hobbles on onIris onIris onIris Iris and he drives her to a frazzle but buthe buth buthe he h get close enough to hit bit me with wah a rock no not if it hed had a gun gunto gunto gunto to shoot it out of |