Show Free Iree Fee of Charge Any Ay adult suffering from a cold set tIed led ted on the breast bronchitis throat or lung ung troubles of any ay nature who will wl call cal at Smith Drug Co Main Mam and Sec See Second Second ond South S ut uth southeast corner corer Main and ad Third South will wi be presented with a sample bottle botte of German Geran wit Syrup free of charge Only one bottle botte givon ivon to one person peron and ad none to chil chi dren without order from parents No throat or lung remedy ever had such sch a sale as a German Ger Sy Si nip flip rp in all al parts pats of the te civilized world Twenty years ago millions milon of bottles were vere given gien away aw and your druggists wi will tell tel you its it success was wa marvelous It t is really the I rely only Throat and Lun Remedy generally endorsed by phy clans cias One bottle botte will wi cure prove its it value Sold by dealers In civilized countries 1 c cHAR HARD HAR LINES Mr Ir M Betty ett Exceedingly Unfortunate on April Apr First Frt Harpers Haers Bazar Mr Betty Bety did not arrive arive at the office on the 1st of April Apri until nearly neary noon Then he appeared In an extremely ruffled state of mind and threw himself into ad trew his hi chair violently compressing as a he did so the wet sponge which his fellow clerks had placed on the cushion thereof In honor of the day Who was the intellectual nt individual that out nut that thing on my chair he de demanded m throwing the offending article artcle across cross a ah the office Receiving no answer he h e continued I 1 give all al you ou comedians c fair warning waring that tat the te person who w ho plays any April AprI fool fool games on me does d oes it at his peril perU Ive Ive had enough April fool to last me for forty years Wiles Tos been abusing you Bet in inQuired a the head bookkeeper That Idiot of a servant senant girl weve got She S he is i so green geen that the gr stove smokes got very every ever e time she goes near it You know it kow that hat t were living liing on the te old place in Jer sey se s sf ev that belonged to my m grand father ather f There is i an well wellon on o n the premises that contains the finest wel contins water in the state Clear and cold Whew I tell teI you OU it i is cold I rose early this morning and went out there here t to set get set a for breakfast breakfast The windlass was broken so I tried tu tl ti reach each reah r down and dip up some water with wih the te pitcher picher and dip I m blessed if It i the old boards b at ai a the edge of the well ivell weI give I Iway way and in I 1 went went Lucky Luck for me the well weI was full fuU and when I came up I could just catch hold of the he t beams at the top with wih one hand I yelled y for help like bike an Indian and I give you y ou my mv word that my m teeth chattered ge so s with wih the cold that my chin churned the tle water Into a perfect froth After Ater I had howled for about a cen tUr t ury Bridget came out of the house and looked l down at me 4 d yes e want she asked Help Rein me inc out quick Im Im drowning I gasped Would you believe it I that incredible imbecile i grinned and ad said Ah no I cant me Amil Avri fool me and went vent off of and left heft Jez If my wife h appeared in a mo moment moment ment meat or two I should have been a goner April fool Dont ever say April fool to me inc a aln And Ad Mr Betty Bety savagely dipped his pen into nto I the mu bottle and settled him himself himsel himself self sel for work |