Show MARK jJ Long Distance Tele Telephone Telephone Teler phone Confab r 1 S THINGS EXPLAINED ED EDn i 4 I n wN ITEs up AGAINST IT HERE HEBE I tWe Gives His Ris Boss a Pew Few Point Pointers Pointers ers About the Local Situation u and A s Por Advice as ns to How w to i Get Out of the Role Hole the Utah Bos Are In Int t I There Is s one small sinai room between 1 1 Wesley Weley iW K X Waltons den and the Utah Republican club rooms in the Daft building It Is kent dark and Is al always als always ways s locked No miser ever e r guarded 4 his hoard board with witt more Jealousy than Wal Walton Walton Waln n ton guards that room But yesterday through the carelessness of ot an attend attendant attendant attendant ant the door Into the hall hail was left ajar and a peep PooP woo was hELd had inside I Walton was at t what proved to be a along along along long distance telephone In the corner He was speaking but as only one side Bide 4 of the talk could b he be heard head It tt was not Jr easy to keep the connection Hello said the chairman hello heno helloIs r 1 Is thIS Mr Hanna Yes Yea yes y I want wantI I to talk Wk to Mark fark Hanna Henna Ohr Oh this Is Isyou 1 you is It ft ItZe ItI I Ze Yes I 1 want to know YOure youre go gro goIng goI I ing lug to do for tor us feBers fe ens out here in H utah Why about OO 4 I Well all right but the Re Be party has ha s seen en the time when J I shed a n been glad to have hae this rotten bourough w with th its three electoral I Notes Ed I Y oI y I know It is but you must rei re that it means a 0 congressman eon ro l 11 and an two tW senators lM rs who will m voters vote s s you yow I say Bay and nd you can con soon get your money mone back boak in that way i I 1 dont care a You got us into 4 0 a box bo and youve got to help us out 1 i Why that infernal gold Dill bill for one thins thing Our people believe In silver out here bere and youve rammed the single gold standard down our throats threats and anti it gags gag us a little We daro dai to toI I S mention the Ute darn thing in our j J and antI Hammond 1 f I 4 Why Hammonds our candidate fo foi j I 1 congress 8 Hes going about telling the 1 people the Hie new n law means International 1 I bimetallism Weve got to tell teU I em cia something you know At this point Mr Walton Valton was con convulsed conj conI j I with laughter and by b the shak shaking j ing lag of or t the telephone box it was wims Judged that a laugh lough was cro crossing ng the conti cond continent 1 j flout nent from tom Washington i I l Then this trust business s Is hard tot tot to t j explain said Wesley resuming Yes thais all right but our people J J read about the big dividends 5 your our trusts 1 are paying g at a clip cUP they know that the fee prices of ot your products I J are going up and they know that wheat I is 40 O cents a bushel j I f Of course but wed ought to be 1 to hire lIve good Republicans at 5 5 S apiece In every voting district in hi the mate state to talk prosperity on election day dayI I the kind of prosper pr prosperity ty that counts and weve got to have it or go down in defeat Well weve wese weve repudiated silver and an endorsed your our administration nil all allaround around wc weve e got every federal officer In the state out working night and day we stand ready to give glye you six dele dole delegates delegates gates in the national convention one congressman congre two senators and three electoral votes vates but weve got gat to get help Weve given up our principles you fOU fellows ought to be willing to up u something g more like Jike It But hello hello Is that you Mark Yes about that Porto Rican tariff where do we get off olt on that Why my our boys want to be In line lino with ith your administration n on that and jumping around round like hens on a hot griddle Mac has bas changed his hia mind three times thues in to a month and it is j hard to keep tab on him it tt i u be tariff or free trade t e ei i J Who I Havemeyer Ha and 1 Oh y the sugar and tobacco i trusts trust Well when can I get them I 1 so see sea I see but Im afraid that wont do us tie any good Wall we can depend on that can we ve All AU right Say hello hello At this point Walton rang fiercely for tor or fully a minute then put pub the I trumpet to his ear car I HOtto Hano LB Is I that you Mr Hanna H nna Yes Teg why how Jum Is la Mac The was again convulsed with laughter lU and ana the tIle play was over |