Show HOMESPUN YARNS w what t 1 Is 2 a hosit hospital Institution my de dear where the they jut ut the lights out at at 9 oco ad and andIn 1 In the morn morning go u around ad and gather up the dealt ger dead Te The ca car w was at the hed head of Mn Main and to the conspIcuous si sign In te the window ido m was rund bound for Cete Center street street He Hesto sto stood on te the front en end enjoying a cigar an and a as the motorman dra draw foth forth his to attack re the nerk network of frogs ad and swItches that would eventually bring tile ca car aund around Young monument ment meat the passenger My I dont see sea how you U strike the right one ne Oh dad dead O easy rele the mc torman throwing th r rod seven bac back Ito into notches It its place and gig giving the motor But jut just then tee there w was an a awful mul bg bing zip and the passengers w tn d a a cort correct imitation of a a street streetcar c car trIng trying to tae take In Third st street et and tire the Sort Short Line Ine depot at the same tIme Dan Damn thing sipped back ack muttered the tho motorman which opinion wa was shared unanimously b by the frightened parties on much the Inse InsOle delay The ca car proceeded tn ifa ono one ot of the suburban wards 3 noted for forthe forthe the number ad and beauty beauty of it Its marriage marriageable able daughters and the nub number of It its marriageable bachelors an entertainment wa was given the other evenIng in honor ot of a departing missionary It sees seems tat that the bishop ot of te the ward ha has made a a hObby bobby Of advising na nay ung urging the young aun folk folks to tomo mo marry ad and so sa at the tho entertainment the principal feature of the was wasa a recitation in verse by seen seven of tire the young ung ladies ad and an eua equal number of the young gentlemen giving ft st a mald maiden n the then a bachelor the reasons they have havo never neer maie married Te The pleat pleasant tk task of introducing this feature of the evening fell el to ta E Ed Mc who I Is something of f a awag wg wag at arid to o the surprise a and consternation ton tion of the fourteen pate parties he ncr ner introduced them i In the mn man The Th bishop t to wed hs has sd that t the girls ought Ad And te the we girls now the reasons wI will give Why they never he have b boys s dont get scared Wat What thy they say youre not boud bound to 10 be leve leveS have S So be ot of good o cheer for tor nil all you wf will I Is a womas womans reason remember A geat great pause bIg b ad the then a a long That rehe reaches front My May to November And d girls dont be On the hed bead ot of the ward For wanting wa you yau off of his han hands Hes Hes old Orie earned song you long youve oue a become an anold Me Make wy way for the te juvenile band bands Ee Een must a bishop pay they say 0 a rn full tIthing Of must Whatever py his fed fields have to show So marry waste rr lit in he haste n no more sweetness wase Or Into the tithing thing you go But dont sie smile to too loud you masculine crowd yu For tUbing tithing nee neer b be turned In ns Its the frt first ot of the fok flock nor ture the worst of the stok stock te wante wanted Gos Gods favor faor to ta wn win winNow Now speak lend lends up my amy fedS friends while the au an AU All it its lugs a as one ea ear to the tale A And man tel tell i if yu you can be you yau te maden maiden tae or r Wy Why you yau suffered yourselves to grow stale stale Deputy Sheri Sheriff Da Dan Cronin of Eureka ConIn toils a gd good stor story of 0 a prisoners novel Ereka e en care cape down his way a few d days s ago roin w was sleeping in the court house honse having recty recently b been rlee cour from antine when he head heard terrible groans qua is sung suing from the chambers of the jai jail at midnight He went out to ascertain the cuse cause of the truble trouble ad and found a prisoner name named Ne Nels Jorgensen writhing in agony and his agny hi rubbing his hands ad and leg legs and carrying on like a whole ditl corps Cronia nin saw at once that Joren Jorgensen ha had al all the symptoms of arid and at the doctors order the ore prisoner w was conveyed to the detention hospital The fth fifth da day lie be was there the doctor remarked I guese you t are all right You can go buck gec to ja jail and the al sert sheriff was to be cil called t to get his m man tle n net next moring morning Jorgensen orese aUci anticipated te the official visit before dawn ad and get through the back window of the made his bis wy way to the depot depot go got a a puh push car and iode all night down own grade being last or I re al beng lat sn snI seen at on the the following morning WITH TlE THE EDITORS Denver Dener Post Queen told the Victori Irish people that they wear Sham te rock on St Patricks day Th t crowds Sam u pret pretty closely to the borders of at a r mini joke joke Columbus Wih With cutting daw down pensions i in alton audition to ta cutting ot off river and harbor and gui emet buildings the m may yet b be able able to make the Dingley me te Dingle tariff pull through with the assistance of te te the w war revenue stamps In paying the expenses pee of Philadelphia Public Ledger The led leder lead er era i in congress are re willing to fe feed te the Porto Ricans but not to give tem them a chanc chance to sr support themselves by honest work work I It Is a curs course which tends to ta foe foster idlee Idleness debauchery and crime yet a It Is deliberately for the sake of a a trumpery political advantage te Cincinnati A mn nina In New York feI fell sl six stori stories through an elevator Shaft ad and fractured h Ms frh fifth vertebra The edet occident happened two weeks ago but under skillful surgical attention the man mans is s still ave alive Possibly It Is the of f sch such remarkable cae cases tat that encourages the administration to s so much somer somersaulting some Butte Min Minor Perhaps te the w eky an Of r the end of the war In the en te wr has be been purposely delayed to Jt of the arva arrival of reinforcements ad and more sueon surgeons Atlanta Journ Journal Gerl General Ot Otis has bas mae made a a requisition for fifty new t type typewriters wre writers We shall h ve some thrilling news from ts this ement eminent military writer sou NeW New York World Vord I It Is Lent Lent and siet society is in sackcloth ad and ashes Hene Hence Florida and golf golt and Frd ad ad orge orange groves and gove hunting and lounging on the bech beach and drives dries and dolce far Monte mente and andall al all the other mortals for forms an of repentance denied |