| Show MAKE AKE GOOn RESOLVES I Platforms Suggested For Prom Prominent Prominent ine t People i TURN OVER NEW LEAVES ON PERTINENT TOPICS Some Will Resolve One Thing and Some Another But Dut All AU Will WIn Plan to Do Exactly What They Think Think Will WillBe Be Best Eest For Tor Themselves This New llew Year Morning 5 1 This is the th day of or good resolutions and here is some well known citizens i have resolved M yn Owen That polygamy IDy j must be crushed out if I have to give It my personal n Bill Bin n That If a a special elec elSe election election tion Son takes place the Ogden Ollen Standard will support m me tt r Mayor Thompson 1 Robertson and can drive iris hi only ouch once a week Alex 1 That 1 will try DOt act to taJI taa so ao much this term tenn George Buckle That reso lution n u is a good one John Henry That I will not seek melt office Chief That I wilt wiH not be vac ve vaccinated and ana will abolish AbI abo the slot machine JD Lannan Ito get g an aa earner wart meet warton on my next ne New ew Years paper I Don Den Porter To bo be a 0 it same gamester always i Prosecutor good Judge Timmony Not to t enforce the usual rule when a 8 holiday h comes on Sun day dayi dayl i l l I H T That Thet it Is la better to have run and ad ass lost lest ner Iff to t have h run 4 i all Attorney To make one ne i Uon tio a week dor dr ike return of Master Roae I Morris Sommer To make maIt shave himself aud duj quit going ong to the bar barI benI II i Bert That I 1111 will do my utmost ett to secure possession Kt Be la of the t Old Jordan i and Galena mines I for tor less lees than I O I te site Old OI Jordan atone for t the United States company co Secretary y Hun Hudsen of the Stock Ex i change That I will do all alibi in my power to build up the business busine 8 and reputation of the during dudD the e year i Simon Bamberger I will throttle i all u attempts a on the pert part of mine manage managements ments to intO uee their official positions to fur thee ther individual schemes mea of or stock mon lation Postmaster t Po A L Thomas That I J shall sacrifice myself and sorts as United Unit States senator If the people demand it even though h my term as postmaster ter has baa DOt no expired M IL M H 11 V That I shall sheA permit perrott ail all the people of Salt Sak Lake to get mail mall at my postoffice when wien It ft is 1 built even wen though sofa tried to put the office odice away off on one side Bide or another of or town Arthur That 1 I utah not d m tunis mate in tal I ti census but find just justas Justas as many Democrats ae os Republicans Jn tn Utah Uh Bad anti 4 count them theta jut just aa an often otten B Ii W That I shall shaY not place B H Robert Roberte In nomination for tor congress con unless requested ted co w do tIO so o by th the unanimous unanimous mona voice of Heber J 1 1 Grant and P H Lan James T Hammond That I shall not noti i be he withheld from taking B H IL Roberts i seat by any sense seam of delicacy providing j of course cOUe that tat I can calt present to eu a 8 Glen Oien I simM write wilts a book a big b book and thus demonstrate te to nt v p that thag I never knew a tiring Uri boot g polygamist fed federal oral eral In Ir Utah wr r J H I will wilt swear off from kem esbit C W I will get set vac rae Evangelist t eIt That I will close all till sell make tripping ln the light fantastic a n r In i Salt S Lake John T Aston That I w will jU U produce a football eleven to is snow w under the High School hool juveniles 8 A Scroggie That I win wilt grade graduate graduate ate in the th institute i tute of Judge O e W lV r Pow 1 will put pit nil all express received by me men In thor thorough thorough ough soak for livers hours Colonel W G 0 I Will save ave up lee tor some more gold goW lace and an os on 08 trick plume plains or two I 1 p C I win nIH th the blue ribbon for tor prize prim butter W H I wear swear by the eternal to t quit nult writing willing jokes for conil papers lispers and to spend the th rest of my lire life ecIo ng tariff tarm shee sheets bett te witha a lead pencil Dave e reckon m Ill quit raising bettt et and d and proceed to make mak life for the unsophisticated un G P T A over la In 1 the rhe Western George W I am ant going to in inaugurate inaugurate orate au fI a bargain n counter sale Ie aie of ot the remnants of ot and things left Idt over ever from my reign Dick Gray I have neve resolved to stop wor war worrying ying and take takie life lire easy and ami the Octopus Oc pus can scratch and bite till 1111 kingdom come if it It wattle wante to Darling b says he care cara |
