Show I LITTLE LAUGHS I I Nothing emphasizes the fact that there is no accounting for taste more than the way some people admire themselves Puck Williamson Yes I have a mule for sale JJ Henderson Will he kick Oh noJJ Well 1 dont want one that old Brooklyn Life A Touching AppealLittle Mabel to druggist Please sir have you dot anyfin dats dood fdr hain swollered 5 centsJJHarperJs Bazar Visitor Sorry to find you here old chap Badly hurtJ PatientYes 1 am afraid I am I heard the doctQr bay I was a beautiful se JJ Puck In the American Colony She Is Miss Bond engaged to Prince Sanssou He Not exactly He has an option for ninety days I bell ve J Harlem Life Idleness JJ said Uncle Eben make er man talkertive Seems laik its on possible fur er man tar do nuffin J an J say nuffin simultaneously Washington StarVan Van Noodle Dyerknow MissTungbl that old duffer Chapwith called me a muff the other night Miss Tungbit Indeed In-deed Why I think you more closely resemble re-semble a boaJJBrooklyn Life ShePapa has had bad luck lately and says that if you marry me now you must I take me just as I am He1hl my angel he does me injustice I am notone of the selfish J inconsiderate aowornever kind lean waitNew York Weekly A clothier has excited public curiosity by having a large apple painted outside his shop When asked for an explanation explana-tion he replied If it had not been for an apple where would the readymade clothing shops be todaTitBits Teacher hearing arithmetic class recite re-cite Mike if you should see seven birds on a tree and should shoot three of them how many birds would remainJJ MikeNary one mum the rest oJ thini would be afther flyin awayJJ Buffalo Courier Literature certainly runs in the Greensmith family The two daughters write poetry that nobody will print the sons writes plays that nobody will act and and the mother writes novels that nobody no-body will read J And what does the father write Oh he writes checks that nobody will cash J JPress and Printer So you have got a wife said Chaffer tea newly married man I dont know dont know replied the man with evident hesitation C Sometimes I think Ive got her and sometimes I think shes got me You see Ive only been married a few months and I cant tell just how the combination is going to turn out TitBits I |