Show fJHUCKLfiSHANi GIGGLES Washington Star A death dealing agent the life insurance man Binghampton Republican A sound sleeper Is never awakened by the tick ol a bed r > tck The man who points out our faults to us is a true friend but we feel like kicking him just the same Harpers JSazar You warrant that horse gentle Gentle as a lamb sir If that horse were a man ted bo a dude Philadelphia Times The man who invests In shad may have his moneys worth In the meat but hes stuck with the bones New York WfeUy Benevolent Lady They tell mo you are a womanhater Grumpy Gardener Well mum what wonder Ive been married to four of cm Jewelers Weelly SallIe Green Belle Brown doesnt admire herself before the mirror as often as she used to Mamie ThornhI guess her new eyeglasses have greatly improved her sight S sightfe HeYou know they have a fine idea in China they kill all the girl babies and give them to the hogs ShehAhl And here the girls are not given to tho hogs until they havo grown up Tndisnnpolis Journal The common black beetle can carry ninetysix times Its weight atone at-one load If man were only so constituted the I I Keeley institute would havo to close for luck of business New York Press Brand has become a great I boaster since he got religion Indeed What I does ho boast about The happiness he has I found No about what a great rascal housed ho-used to be Yonkers Statesman Mrs Youngwife doctor my husband Is worse today Can you give me no encouragement DoctorOh yeQ I you will have nil his money before tomorrow I He canno live I |