Show THEY ALL HAD IT WRONG heSIenilor Girl DidntWant Rose leaved and Honey Dew Not Much A party of men sat at a table in a Broadway restaurant after luncheon A girl of 17 or thereabouts entered shyly and took her seat at a table near by The girls figure was slender her lovel I face was softly tinted her eyes were blue and innocent She drew her gloves from her small white hands and held the bill of fare daintily before her She seemed searching for something made of rose leaves and honey dew Two to one she orders lobster salad TO said one of tho men watching the sweet niaidDone Done responded another Salad is too coarse for her Shell have cold consomme Well now you just listen for her to order an omelet soufflee said a third I never saw a girl out shopping in my life that didnt run in at noontime and get an omelet soufflee They are so luffyand sugary that they just hit fern nine taste That girl will order a chocolate eclair and a cup of tea said a fourth man in the party In the mean time the waiter was standing stand-ing at the elbow of the dainty fairy expecting ex-pecting her order She studied the card long and carefully and then she pouted I dont think yon have what I want We have most everything said the waiter Yes responded the girl but I camo in here on purpose for one thing and 1 dont see it on the menu What is it miss asked the waiter Frankfurter sausages and sauerkraut sauer-kraut replied the maiden One of the men at the neighboring tale ta-le dropped his glass and another coughed convulsively from having swal lowed the wrong way The young lady rose from her chair and inquired of the waiter if he knew any place close by where sausages and sauerkraut were obtainable She was told to seek Sixth avenue and rustled away I will bet said the waiter that that girl is of German descent II And he turned uphis nose as far as it would go He was FrenchChicago Tribune |