Show I i 1 SOTTO VOCE r r l McKeE RvMin who with the lamented Waldrou oncomade so greata 1 furore throughout the country with the I play of the Danites will be in Salt Lake The about the middle of February will not 10rm one of Uamtes noveer the repertoire for this city But wo wish lie will Mr Kankin that E An suggest to > never lgain meet with to favorable an T for remodeling his play t opportunity anil historic ns as will be r I and getting historic pratteornsas 1 a1l0raeall1111 III oaa un f r 1 I 1 nlan here who has the Danites on the tip of his fingers and whose literary I ii 1 i acquirements would amply fit him for 1 the task of going over Mr Rankins I manuscript We refer to J M Goodwill i I I Good-will of the Tribune whose proclamation with the to the world in connection 1 rs I 1 Danites and his son is well cherished in i I Utah li I I THE ruin truth of the line Distance f lends enchantment to the view never j r burst upon me so thoroughly as the j I other night when I was introduced to I that dialetic genius Frank Bush One or two of us murmured a compliment I upon his Hebrew delineation Yes 1 I he responded in an off hand manner f j 1 suppose now the greatportion of this audience came out solely to see me didnt they This fai kener brought i the conversation abruptly to a close I II Tue PULICE court was the scene of a j i j 1 rather comical incident the other day I one of the officers of tile court being the I f ii I victim There was a nuisance ease on J j i e trial and the attendance was quite i 1 heavy all the policemen from the antechamber t I 1 I ante-chamber having crowded in to look at J l I the progress of the case Suddenly I t h 1 from the antechamber he sharp ring of I j the telephone bell wus heard One oft of-t 1 I I V I the officers arose and went to the in 1 r strtment with that curiosity that seems I common to humanity judge lawyers I pnauntra witnesses and spectators acid i II their breath for a moment to catch what I might be gong forward i P II Hello what is iU I I Ii 1 No it eras a roan marc I i n I I j I In j 1 1 No no a roan mare j Roan 1 yelled the officer Ill j spell it fo you KONEi roan Iii Ii-i 1 I iIi burst < laughter and applause from the I courtroom drowned the rest and theca II I i the-ca e wifs proceeded with without further I i fi fur-ther interruption I I I I y J I I I I I Wa EAB we owe the Nctis an apology It this morning the other day in sportive I I I jest and being mindful of a chief in the j I old play of Nick of the Woods we I supplied his name Wantinga to the f I Indian whose horse was stolen by Newton t New-ton off the Weber range more soa j u Muriesijue quotatIon luuu aujiuiii else I the Neu > man coming across the item in clue course gravely informed ins readers I lion Wanvnga an Indian horn Ogden t I had been despoiled of his steedand how I p I t Wahunga and his wife had tracked the I robber to Salt Lake It is a little humiliating f I hum-iliating to have ones jokes taken in that t I A i waJ and we shall endeavor to make It I our points clearer in the future 1 b THE hosts of letters iccieved by a f large business house some peculiar 1 addreoses and superscriptions are eome i a times noticed As good a one as J t pI i t remember to have heard of came to 1 tl f Mr Sears now of Z 0 M I when he r t 1 was ogentof the Studebaker wagon it II was an envelope from a country customer addressed S W Sears agent of Stude t t d baker Brothers and I think of the i a i j Buckeye Reaper Salt Lake City I utah J I t I THE pEvaIsa delight with which the 1 t i I Tribune makes an ass of itself seems to illl i f increase week by week The past I I weeks ass of itself has been made Jin a x I series articles intended to prove that s there is to be a whplesale hegira of the Mormons that there is to be a tremen dous pullingup of Stakes centre and all and an emigration to the land of the I greasers The click of the workmens t loots m the < Ternple block and the progress I pro-gress with which the Temple walls are I J rearing their heads the Tribune would I hive us believe are nU a blind The I Coop with its mdlfonH the Tabernacle t i + the ilonnon stores on Main Street the f I r thousands or beautiful dwellings all are to he abandoned and we suppose k there will nothing be left for the Tribune I t I I t Ciiiiue to do except to pick their teeth 1 I I i and direct which particular piece of real 1 I estate they would best like to succeed r i to < We shall pot be astonished by 1 their present niode of progress to have 1 r I r I j them uubhshing their individual preferences 1 prefer-ences and any Mormon who finds his i i real estate filed upon a little in advance of his hegira need only attribute it to the superior enterprise of one of his I i Gentile neighbors over another I I i i II I TIIEHS is R rumor and one that comes II perfectly well authenticated to the 1 I effect that all is not peace in the ceun j j oils of the I young Democracy the revocation t I 1 re-vocation of II Article Eight in itself I I evinces weakness considering the i 1 I policy to which the club committed it I 1 Ii 1 i self before doing the sinking out then 1 + there are those within the club who feel j i sore sit the individual utterances at 1 J I I the Theatre Meeting and who declare i that the club is not bound by the t J I speeches of sin lc il1d iduuls repudia j Ii I tion of some of the sentiments is spoken II H J h I of but ofily ab yet sotto > we i H I II fi 11 I 1 i SpE niNo OF the Democratic meeting j i I I i t t did any one notice how Republican misrule j h i mis-rule was left unmentioned and Mormon II llli I i misrule denounced Not one word by h g the carpet baggars the corruptionists Sj I i and the Belvidere Appollo that have It I It t been cut out as officials of Utah When I it I I I could It more fitting moment have been f I found to denounce the sj stein that sends j 1 Ii I us the foun lmg pro egcsof Republicanism i y Republican-ism the poor relations who must be t I j provided for and to demand the right 1 of having our officials appointed from I l our own citizens than this same Democratic it I Demo-cratic meeting But thore was the hush it of the grave upon this topic It l t1 H t 1 THE Jiibune having failed to manufacture i ti i t manu-facture a Mormon murder out of the 1 1 I j I accidental exhumation of a number of old boics a little west of the Opera fi I j Ron < like nn exiled spirit in guest af fil i the rilnrin that will open to it the por j I j tall of 5 hellish hereafter next wings its eager flight to Mill Creek where an + allege conspiracy by Mormons hras flassinute young Ncilson a Gentile im plicated IT the kiihop of young Gard 1 1 r i ner on the State road is made to do Dr Robinson and Mountain Meadows duty towards the end desired If the object of the Tribune inversely to that of Moores Peri be to find something that will prom a deadhead pass intq the auditorium of the damned it might as well let up in its outside out-side search and consult the monopoly of diabolism contained in its daily and weekly files It need only present a copy of itself at the infernal gates to be greeted with every demonstration of welcome and handed over without further ado to the fiery embrace of the demon ithas served so long and faithfully faith-fully THE EMSLISIT army in Africa ought to take the Tribune The waste of so much knowledge on the Deseret air thatmight be utilized by General Stewart and his command in crossing the Egyptian sands is a sad commentary on the boasted interchange of intelligence between be-tween the foremost nations of modern times Now if the London Standard would only exchange with the Salt Lake Tribune or better still if Lord Wolseley had a private wire connecting with Judge C 0 Goqdwins tanctum diabol = orum Her Majestys troops would not now be floundering and blundering about the wilderness like the children of Israel in their forty years pilgrimage They would be snaked across with Ben Hollidaylike rapidity i before the Tribune could say Phil Robinson or get out its next batch of antiMormon lies and foreign advice to nations marching in darkness Gum PAETIES are the social tage this winter The interest pervading the atmosphere at-mosphere of these solemn gatherings is almost as apparent to one whose education edu-cation in painted pasteboard has been neglected its what is legally termed evidence is manifest ill the following excerpt from an Irish thai Judge to wikessState what you know of the case sir Paddy on the standWell yer otter sure and I sees Phetlm atop o1 he wall Pat says he ° Yissays r Where says he Here says 1 Whastsays he and thats all yer Qner 0 |