Show I SOTTO YOCE IT 13 related of a well known Chicago Honse that they engaged a gentleman I who had been highly recommended to I t them to act drummer out west He was to receive his expenses and a salary besides A week wore away and noth i ing was ward from him except a draft for one hundred dollars drawn at Oma 1 I ha A week later came a second draft from Denver for two hundred dollars I but no word for goods Another week I passed away and there was still an om mona silence The firm then grew anxious and wired to Salt Lake No order irons you Are you still wita us lrompUy there came back the reply Send me four hundred dollars Am still with you As ISSTASCK of eastern tourist intelligence intelli-gence was visible on God DO a corner the other day when a lady approached the man who sells gazes at the spots on tho sun at ten csnU per gaze put a dime in I his hand and gravely applied her ear to the instrument A lUGGED unkempt tramp his toes protruding his back asway and one knee lower than the other enteredtbe Utah Central office yesterday and addressed ad-dressed Franc Cope Boss want tergefback to Ogden Mr Cope eyed him How did yon get down here Walked How was that Yon see I had 10 and I didnt want to carry lIon my person Jo r Tear x > f getting get-ting robbed So I expressed it in Og len addressed it to myself in Salt Lake and walked down when I gets here the express agent wont give mo my money because t 1 cant identify myself my-self So I want to get back to O do nand n-and find the man I give it to the re i eeMr I Mr Cope eyed the man sadly fpr r another moment and then set the dog on him I How Muoa did the Democrat receive for advertising the mind readers 7 Steen cents Ir TamE is one haugnty creature more than another wan should be snaked down from the high station where destiny has placed him and 1 rolled in a little adobe yard mud it is those eighteen dollar month aasaatea who sit on top of Jim Watsona water ing cart and wait their opportunity to soab the confiding pedestrian We have seen one of these trough monarch drive up and down the street half a forenoon with the wind blowing clouds of dust beneath him and he cherishing every drop of water until 1 he could let it out like a cataract of I Lodore upon the legs of come innocent passer by Then he is content to lay the dust and is happy People are beginning be-ginning to look out for these engines of destruction however a little more now than formerly but however we submit that to make everything entirely safe there should be some such sign posted on each of them as 1 Keep Your Distance Dis-tance or DonlHonkev with the Buzz Saw |