| Show t EVENTS AND COMMENTS s TKAT GREAT American institution the bald bead has been treated with the greatest respect in the far East An Afghan lady recently applied to theN the-N Ameer Abdul Rahman for a reparation from her husband on the ground that ie was becoming bald The Ameer r4 recognizing the importance it i is thought of vindicating the sanctity oft of-t the domestic as well as the governmental government-al authority decided after due reflection j reflec-tion upon the demoralizing tendency of J feminine disrespect intellect al men 0 to make an example of the presumptuous t presumptu-ous plaintiff His first step was to 1 I order a vial of sour milk to be poured on the husbands head whether as an invigorator or tonic the Eastern t journalist does not say Then abandoning 1 abandon-ing curative for punitive measures the i Ameer next commanded the wife to lick j the milk off with her tongue and when it that was done and husbands head shone like a billiard ball his Highness 4 directed that the unsympathetic woman t be placed on the back of a donkey with her face to the tail and thus be forced I I to ride through the bazar Tho Aineor LJ entitled to the thanks i ef the great American public 1 II WILL THE business men of Utah please op for one moment and consider 1 how much damage was done to their i interests in Utah by the recent publi i cation in the Leadville Chronicle from which paper they naturally found their i 1 way into other papers of the infamous statements made by J M Goodwin one i i cf the American gentlemen connected 1 with the Salt Lake Tribune Is it not about time that some one took this h matter in hand Can the business menthe t men-the Gentile business men afford to have such dimenoVel yarns scattered i broadcast over the land Is it no about time that the pirates who stop at nothing to further their own nefarious schemes were called to acct punt and given to understand that this kindof thing hadgone on long enough1 I Co 6 0 ji An exchange is authority of the state latent that aIn almost every case where a malt has fallen in love with a girl dressed in bathing suit and afterwards married beta divorce has followed with 1 t in two year This seems preposterous to a degree If anyone can love a girl dressed in 8 s bathing suit to an extent I i to warrant Jiis marrying her he should certainly love her to distraction under ordinary circumstances I e 4t tt t I OP counbESt Jt ttlm was beaten anybody + 1 any-body knew he would be How badly he c 4 must feel I And the worst of it all is 4 j that he is not in a position where he can brace up Ire any of the other p who got left If he wants to run again in 1833 ha should be consistent and to be consistent he must go four long and weary years with even a claret l punch or a whisky sour It is terrible iE i 1I 1 I E II 0 SOME cal no doubt imagined he had i t made a brilliant point when he said No doubt it takes pluck for a man of modest fortune to ask a rich woman to f marry him He might have finished the subject adding But the amount of pluck necessary to ask the question r 9 is not a tithe as compared with the f Tr amount of pluck necessary to bear up i under a refusal T r 0 H jy t H is WFH Worth laying11 the latent r subject before a country debating club vas decided in the negative Astonish > mcnt was great until it was discovered 2 that the wife of one of the negative speakers had presented him with trip lets a few da before 1 l hw no doubt accounted for his eloquence J > L r Q I AT A l recent f jSundayscfiool A meeting jt in Chicago a longwinded clergyman t eonsumed too mucbof the time with a t wordyAddress When hesat down the leader o > f the meeting unwittingly i an jt Bounced the hymn beginning Halle 1 njah I tis donelWicked 1 Exchange > t Ie < v r t i tt a s A 4 a Tas KKW OKLEANS P Picayune made a 1 good poiat when it said Newspaper reporters will always be found faultwith w il they can write up an account of a t ftreet fight thatwill please thejnao who j getsicked Wes 1futll cjse1tJeitcl porter gets tho licking how can he fix it J n p then 7 t I i A i Y j 1 Y f < t O 3 SIGHT YEARS ago the Tribune changed i J > olitifea in a night Look out for another i 0l1 I 0l1it I i f f cia c-ia > s r IT about time forthe Tribune to 1 f change polities r ii J |
