Show EVENTS AND COMMENTS IT is arousing to notcth manner in which the professional preacher h I manages to straddle < ery question I arisim thatasaay call forrtboexercise of 1 j policy have in my mrsds eye a pop 4 war preacher in a fasbtonble church m One veningJlot lone smce Jie delivered I what the local papers = w ere pleased to term Ujne of f the most convincing arguments argu-ments ever listened to by our citizens The Doctor denounced She rum traffic ina severebut eloquent manner and declared that had he the management of affairs not a drop of intoxicating It I heverages would he found in the United States in a year from date This temperance tem-perance sermon was delivered in a country i coun-try town but it does not at all agree t with Iris remarks before his fashionable > wie < lrinkingia > udience in New York ont on-t the following Sabbath mh ere he said it I i was impossible to overestimate the j curse of intemperence he was not r i satisfied that alcohol was always a j poison He believed the temporance menhurt their cause by insisting that a glass of wine vrccsiat times wicked and i i injurious Prohibition 11tl been proven to bea failure He believed intemper aneetwas keptidown by plenty ofl light Ii cheap wine Drinking at meals ire thought did oiofework as mach harm as interJiieal drinking etc If St John could have straddled the temperance question as easily ss the average minister J minis-ter straddles any and every question 1 presonted tonhim greatimany more people would have < rallied l to his side Howerper Jieias plenty of tiaae to think f t over the matter cUiring the next four j years Get the ministerjJohn 1E J IT as jjust eight year s ago eince the Tribune canned the name fterwards I t aptlyispplied ioHhe Daily Flopover j I just ight years ago since it changed i 1 OiiLicsriii a nigiip just eigiifyeara ago I since the power I peess thundering in f the basement was stopped and one I editorial taken ant and ancher one substituted justeight years since it I played fool to the world by being rampant ram-pant Kepaiblican in < mehalf ofsts issue J and a redhot Democrats in fee other f And there e people o are walling to bet thatdt > will flop again although not i quite so suddenly perhaps Ute Tri li i litncls a peculiar paper very I 11 i7 S 1 uVEIL SAID a federalofficesra > j he sat down to dinner theoihjr day this J is a pretty Jiightoned mal is itaiot I Yes repLied his wife it is satwe might as vell make thebest of everything every-thing vrMleiwexxin Cleirtiand elected you know my dear Yes I knew I and he put an extra all wance of 6Egar in his team order to meke it tass as well as possie J I A ucK02D > sand immoral exehaoge is I authority dor the statement that a Chicago betel keeper recently had a 1 man arrestedfor stealing acake of sand s-and that the man plead < exteiua 1 tion of the thainous offense that < 4ke wanted it for his collestioja of curio ties it being tliefirst entirecake of st o t 1 he hid ever discovered illA hica I hotel THE THOL AjtBSrO jollification tlJe tings 14 t-ings held all ov r the TJnite States i I last evening Jioaor of the election of 1 Cleveland and iIilQooricks wecgall and wormwood to the members of theO G t I the-O P But the lUitter pill isjytfccio betaken be-taken They F uLom and wriggle now i but they will fairly squeal and Juotvl on i the 4th of farc ut 1 JJ 5 J I 1 FOR PURE adittlterated cussethtes 4or sublime gall and timpudeuce cof the 11 lJrst water commesad one to tIle aatious of the Hebr w local < of our unesieemeji S If nvorning contempouHry in the Isoua 1 Eznscase it hHER1 is one conundrum that thr1g J novgr yetheen solved That is W V i is it hat a railroad agect with only i inoderate amount braids and a salary L of 753 month is allowed insult andS and-S bulldoze patrons of a road whose ship M ments inieunt to more in a week than i his salary in a year I wrHERF BE no counting tout this time saijitja dispatch from a prominent J I Democrat It is safe to assert that he c I meant what he said aud that tile people r peo-ple of the United States are with him L there is no rooni for doubt ffi L If TUB OXLY thfcog an Arab wont steal r is another mans religion JSx Herman w the Arab differs from the Christian 111 r i t fe r Maj Ma Where jnr Path Pa-th Gone to the White House Ha Ha Ha t 1 Will yet become household words it do PHEW RUE agony is over Or is itt 13 yet it-t Q come m t CLyELAND Aif HEKDBICKS IIon t r it and Reform I S 1 1 |