Show 1 1Jf8 1 i J I tli V That is not the way to raw a child said the h humanitarian to a parent arrested for lifting hit boy by the ear Every mans work pursued itead ily tends to become an end in Itself and fo bridges over the loveless chasms of his life Great minds like Heaven are plesBfidln doing good though the ungrateful subjects of their favors are barren In return Affectation is certain deformity by forming themselves on fantastic models the young begin with being ridiculous and often end in being vicious A man may forget homp kindred friends and almost everything else but he never forget = the first time he went to a barber shop to be shaved When in society never talk of yourself is the injunction of an authority on etquette People in society never do they run down other people A Massachupetts paper says that all Texas citizens wear their hats over their ears How do you suppose sup-pose theyd look if they wore them under their ears There cannot live a more un happy creature than an illnatured od man who is neither capable of receiving pleasures nor sensible of doing them to others One of those thinga that are past finding out is why churches and liquor saloons are the only establishments estab-lishments which can indulge In the luxury of stained glass What shall we do with our old clothes aks newspaper writer He should save them uotilhe starts a dally paper to fill a longfelt want He will need them soon afterward When found make a note ofJ as the sharper said when he picked up an old letter written by a wealthy farmer and deftly inscribed a few words and some big figures over the signature When a man goes into a saloon all alone and calls for a glass of beer with pepper sauce in it you can take a solemn oath that he would take whisky if it was not for the extra expense Mrs Haycock at Joliet and Miss Susie Bradley in Pennsylvania are both bent on marrying the men who were put in jail a week or eq ago for nearly murdering them This IP indeed In-deed a terrible leap year You promised to have my new trousers done a week ago said the exquisite youth to his tailor Yes I I know it was the renlv hut nn tlll you pay your old bill 1 they will still remain breeches of promise What will you think of your beautiful wife thirty years from nowthat is the question says Monsignor Cape Oh bless you Monsignor shell be all right The conundrum is What will she think of us t Was early man a savage asks a megazine writer That depends If the early man was dressing to I catch the 4 a m train and his collar I lar button fell behind the bureau the probabilities are that he was as savage as they make em |