Show j I I I t t s s SPARKS v 1 WHEN NEPHI CASTE TO BAT There was tumult in the grand stand when Whiting got to fo first There Thera was wild applause came ca came e eup up prepared to do second When Whiting made the the e second bag bas s as R Xi went ut 0 The musky murky sky ky above us echoed ech back the Salt Lake shout shoot Two gone goue said id Lindsay softly to Henry sting sitting by hy t I Two gone gooe retorted Henry and we need Deed one ORe run ruB to tic tie Now by me me suid said he nobody need be vexed ed Foist Faint heart cheer up said said Henry What hat batter cometh com th next J For in I eight bitter Utter innings so had the tk battle Q sped d The Th e motley crew from n ha a forged fo M ate run ran ahead We want this ron rim the people cried reluctant re reluctant reo o all to yield Step forth step forth some hitter and swat it far afield And Thomas Nephi Thomas he of the winsome smile Came Oame on with all the air of one hit the ball bell a mile mileNe No Ne substitute was offered to bat in Nephis s place And Nephi had that guileless smile still rosen n on his face Oh Ob Nephi boy could you ou but hut know the I prayers we prayed for you Oh Nephi boy could C Uld you but feet feel the th e pain that pierced us Oh Ob could you comprehend d the tle griD that 1 fell upon us then You d sever never Jet et a uniform your t frame again For Nephi N 1 boy lay weve w ve loved you yes 6 N loved Jov you OU u welt vell eU And Nephi you us lad you ou 00 treated MS us like thunder We dared not bet hit t it out we e re tw loO were too t wise for that a And We were all l disconsolate when you stepped up u to bat But still we kept on hoping we prayed that some mischance Some heretofore unheard of unlikely cir circumstance Might cause your bat b t to o fall athwart the bells balls uneven path But Nephi boy tUng n would pro provoke yOke voke an angels wrath For three times Nephi Thomas Tho you offered of ot offered at that ball bali ballAnd And Nephi Thomas ff as you live you touched it not at t all You left poor Whiting all chagrined upon the second base b se seAnd And Ogden two games to the good in this dizzy pennant race four times in that fearsome fight that Nephi came to but And four times Johnny curves put Nephi to the mat And when with two men gone to rest the chance to te win occurred Nephi struck out and once again in hope long Jong long deferred deterred I i On Oh man is born to t trouble as the sparks do upward fly And Aad after years of IK living ing we all of ot us must me die meB B But t It if we we IYe lived forever we arc very certain Lain tain that t We Re peer er would suffer as we did when hen Nephi came te to t bat bilt V l I Prince Peter K says in effect that he had his fingers crossed all the time The Mothers congress has effectively answered carping critics by electing none but married women as officers I If the method employed empo ed at Sandy of saving structures threatened by i I fire could be applied to all aU classes of buildings gs a shortage in the water sup supply supply ply would not be so great a menace At Sandy they turn the houses over 1 and roll them to a place of safety first carefully removing Ing all Inmates In view of the statement that there is gambling no in Salt Lake the grand Jury l oblige Yas r how bow everal several Wo citizens continue to their weight their Diamonds and d th r el l The Tl disc dise su tl s ot of of the tJ e methods would not only the a of general interest but bit b might prove valuable in teaching o ers erShow how 10 to JV without with without out anybody knowing ing how you do it itla iti la Ia i the good geed old eld summer au mer time tim Co the good old summer time Ume Some young men took a fishing trip I the river Rhine They had a akes keg of ot beer along and that was a very good sign f 1 There was mighty little fishing Une in inthe inthe inthe I the good old summer summertime time I Mrs Victor Hug of o Chicago o lias 11 his sue suc sueo suei succeeded i needed i in locating in New York her j husband ld who left his home with an another another another other woman and lils young son four months ago Mrs Hug does not want her husband back but she does want the boy How many women w would so go goto soto to all 11 that trouble for a little Hug HugA A j reward will be given given any anyone anyone anyone one who will suggest a method of f find finding log ing the average incandescent light in Salt Lake after dark When la is doubt attend to business A Salt Laker yesterday encountered on the street a young man of ot Ephraim whom he knew Hello said the Salt Lake man What are you doing in Salt Lake Well Well replied the Sanpete youth with a diffident air you see I got married yesterday to Millie Hansen and nd were stopping at the hotel over here and I got sort uv lonesome this tl ts morning and I thought I would come come out put to see If I could find someone I knew A sassy young fellow from rom Cache On a Hyrum um belle made mad a great ache o But when he got gut rache She hit him a And ADd It certainly settled his hache bache The editor of a religious paper discusses dl cusses at length the question of how to stop drinking The problem is an easy one In Salt Lake of O a Sun Sunday Sunday day If you dont happen to have the pt password pa i It Is claimed that J Pierpont Morgan achieved ac his greatest business success after aft he was 60 years old alt all 11 right but we cant c nt help thinking Mr Morgan learned to do a few sums in his earlier days The R Reaper says The prospects pros prospects prospects are fine fuze for f r a s large Jarge crop of fruit at Fruits FruIt this season They The natu naturally naturally rally would be The Breakers the t e great hotel at Palm Beach Florida has bas been burned but the tile state still has plenty nty of ot break brea breakers ers em In the way of hotels hods Z ZA A Tennessee boy stole 26 and con concealed conee concealed ee led it In the roots of a tree This appears to be a new n kind of graft In holding up he passengers of a street car in Seattle the other day the robbers usurped a prerogative usually exercised by the companies The president has just commuted the sentences of seventeen horse thieves In Indian dlan Territory There was a time when a break like this would ha have e cost Mr Roosevelt the support of whatever friends Mends be he may have had in the west Still SHU when you think of it in those good old days horse thieves did not get set sentences so the play could not have come co e up at alL Governor Bailey BaUer denies that his mar marriage is the result of campaign a Matters are surely coming cOpling toa to toa a great pass in Kansas when a man has to give reasons for getting married The people of New York state are raising money to hire a professional rainmaker Why not enforce the Raines law Jaw and keep the money A grave digger in hit Holland claims 3 sg rae have burled buried people hIS almoS 1 ties the record of tome o ne of of e leading g Pennsylvania coal mines 0 |