Show 1 I po J Q If t o tt TIn c l p rr Q fil S 9 I J fk IlO fi Q J I BY Y JOEL iO IL L PRIEST JP 6 i WELL ELL said eald Old OW Sport when Johnny ted had tI finished BIBbed filling the cracked bottle from the bit whisky bisky demijohn I J see the boy boss M le gettin ready to receive my honored an esteemed young Joung oung friend Teddy Roosevelt Roo evett A As Aa a clU i of oL tte ta great an not mot to say y of e commonwealth of Utah an am the United State of America I dont feel called on to te knock J John JI bUt hot bUtI hotI I feels some sore eire just the same t Whatever right have ave you trOt sot to fed I sore acre Sport pert Inquired Aint you still alii allowed a to camber ter the earth Has Ha any of the coppers tried to 10 vita rag yo Y yes Aint Ain t you none thankful that you still sot got a small I stack tack in front of you From w Jet it is bs but fair f lr t 1 infer that Johnny was In a peevish frame of Gf mind hid But the Old Sport paid paM no DO attention to bis bf except to say Yes Tee Ye Im sore ore an I got a right to to be sore lace Mode e over rn er an furthermore somebody pin gels to get the callin down they ever had bad in their lives livesa nv ves vesI s son on a I n ai it wont be me OIe down pore trodden worn tb that t I Iam Iam Iam am that will give It to em neither Has H you tided t tn p any of Jimmys time over the list Hat of boys that goin to wear sashes she an crack whips Whip when Teddy comes to town If It you TOU has bas you Ou notices that Sport t dont git a call from A to finish Not that I give a derv dent de about t it John Its the principle of the thing tl H I Bv Ev Evry i ry v Y industry in this here town is represented on some BOme of o them committees Theres There bankers an doctors an lawyers lawyer merchants an capitalists w n men menan menan menan an officeholders but Is bi ary one of my craft an callin set apart for this noble mission MoD No John nary a one Most Moat er f the boys has baa ducked to other climes John Jolan an in the words of f the pote pots though Im bloom bloomin in alone whilst t all aJl my companions is Js ta a an gone were still II entitled to some consid consideration at the hands of the boys this Teddy Lame game Hebe Wells Wel doin the dealin f i tc fl t l WHERES S SPORT KEY HEY has always claimed to be ii s particular Particular friend of mine minean an I never took the troubie to deny it but Hebe shortly falls by the wayside on Oft this here play 1 ebes bes bowin same ne low these days to the t e South S STemple Temple street push but that aint neither here h re npr D r rf there in the boiler hotter rm Im at P present resent LooH Lo 10 ot otI twits I f I am John Here I stands with reluctant Dt feet teet the wheel an high card meet a relict as It We Werd of the happy days that is gone forever OP or r until the etty election has haa been pulled oft off I 1 aint on po committee lee leeI I aint even to be allowed to hold Ben B n s hors hoes b s You may say rm Tm a dead o one oue e John the thin thatch of gray gra au am aia red redd on 91 your yo r brain tm it box boK may trickle e the notion that Sports Spert a white chip left lefton lefton on the board an forgot by some seine me piker But ButI I aint int no white dUp drip John an del I Olt t you forget fo it Before this thing is ts over Ill ru make some of them boys MI wonder onder bo Uey ever happened to We Wea barea bare a hunch to draw cards I aint mt t tip ln my hand band untie none no e ep public p blie John bust I 1 dont mind putt in jn you wise that Chat gems goin to be cotters hottel a professional bi big bif mitt man thaes been bu by a farmer when he lands here an dont find me at the depot to moet meet him himI I never n never nr told you about goin oIn hack back k to tp Washington Wash gf u uto to help Reed Smoot out did oM I Jopp John AV Well Vent H I done doneit it I fixed things all right for too fod Fussy Fusey Jimmy Anderson copped all aU the credit for the play t I but I never hollered berm because e a Fussy Fumy needs all the credit he can get t would do Tidy T when hen he hears heats Im hi m town but I st come e to he m place pace to t lunch We R re e talks thins things thi over an easy sf an in the end Teddy says he be wont Jar Reed R sed none non Sport he e says I 1 likes young Smoot Sm ot first rate he says I r seen the boy when w et I eras ras out in Zion in 1960 1 he says sa an I thought t then that young oung Smoot Sm ot i was all an right That big man from out your way he says I 1 forgets his name na Easy or Fast or some thin like that ha be b says sag come oo i JIe down here an made a it i play for tor young Smoot sit all right with me ma maThat That boy fe Js good he says even if he does say sa Huh every minute an Jab you in to the ribs every I other minute Ob Oh you means Ed Loose I says Yes Tee says I Ted the boy Of course X I make him bim 1 no DO promises but INti I j can make em to you Sport a h he I sra II 4 I I o o or r I err s s I fr i r I I I j F r rI rI I I I I TEDDY SHOWED XE THROUGH HIS GARDEN I I I IsaS I says saS because there aint in the world that the got that he be wont cut up with Sport he says An A n then lie takes me out an shows bows me his hiB garden P Pan an introduces me tie to the madam an the lids kids an au anthey anthey they all ail make me promise Ill never neer come to Ws Wa ington without lookin em up upI I tells you these theM things John not no in m any of a bluff Its Just to show you that I got openers rs anyway So when Ted tames comes to town hell be lookin for tor me IH Ill be up un here John Ja a you rack your you pore brain to toa a Roosevelt cocktail ao so as to boom Jimmys trade an get rid of your cookin whisky T around at the crowd Hell HeU see Reed Smoot an Tom Kearns said John Joha Q Cannon annon an au Ben Hey Heywood wood an Bill B t mann all aU sashes an badges but bat he wont see me Join John an hell hen be some sore son lIOn hell Min be some sore He may ride uptown with that pac goals he Jae mew magr even make good on that lunch play Toms t oIn u to te give him a whirl at but the minute lunch Is over oYer Teddy 11 be hikin out of Toms big house bous an 11 down here heft where he be knows mows hell find a true Mend friend an ansome ansome ansome some more or teas less refreshments An A then well have a nice aloe so time for about abut a ho hour be before 11 e fore He pulls puns out for some other town Johnny John y had bad become very much In Interested EH Dees ea you ou honestly think hell hen Mine come down dawn here her s Sport n nde he a desired de to know answered the tile old GId man without a suspicion sus suspicion of merriment Im glad you mentioned me it said John TU lU et Jimmy to put pat on a couple of entry extry bartenders fj r the rush will be some tremendous John replied the Old Sport reprovingly John J long association with Jimmy bas has finally impregnated I imps hated your system with the spirit of commercialism which I detests I shall be obliged to make arrangements pu T Tto to have Teddy meet me at Jimmy where we wethe the man is higher than the dollar if the dollar r hap happens happens pens to be on the floor noor |