Show Hay on tho Monocle One Oae hot afternoon in Sn August when Secretary Hay was IU hard barn at work at Washington cultivating his open door policy polley he had ha been receiving a delga delegation delegation tion of oC ambassadors and charges in room As be he sat down after aUer bowing the party p out he whirled around on his desk chair and some someone someone someone one asked if J the secretary knew the th name mUM el oY gc the young Oung man who wore a monocle or CK single eyeglass s sY Yes Yea Y he knew know his name and could coula de describe describe scribe his hl long line lino of ot ancestors ac accurately curatol until it came to his hi mental equipment when the kind hearted sec secretary secretary mildly shook his hla head and sat I silent I Mr Kr Secretary why do these the e English Englishmen men always wear a monocle Instead of the regular double I Seriously ly one lucid explanation oc occurs 0 ocCurs I curs to my mind and only one said I Mr OIl Hay HA Perhaps these th gentlemen of distinguished ancestry ance try can enn see ee with one on eye all n that their brains bruins possibly I comprehend or perhaps If they were I to use both eyes their bewilderment would be all too embarrassing and pro produce produce I duce duc a mental pandemonium which they avoid by using half the vision Islon only a very ery wise economy of or anatomical cal powers dont you think Magazine |