Show I THE GENTLEMANLY ONION JAG Many good things come out of PlUs Pitts Pittsburg burg bur Possibly Po sibly some IOme few stay there thore But here is 1 one oi of the assets which can be both hoth kept and given away A Pitts Pitta Pittsburg burg man hae hu discovered that he can get drunk on onions His Ria method is Itself He Ho eats them Being beguiled into it by bya a doctor who told him he could with that preventive visit a friend who was vae suffering from a contagious disease ho fortified himself It with half baIt a n dozen good strong onions and started And when ho he stood before the police judge next day to explain his hili hi condition and und especially to say lay why ho had tried tn te t tear down lampposts he ho admitted that he lie could remember nothing With the swallowing of the tho last bit of onion his lila usual good behavior and all the rest was a dream dreama a beautiful dream He d even know whether or not he visited his contagious dis diseased dIseased diseased I eased friend And the of the dis discoverer discoverer coverer together with the newness of I hl hi his excuse struck the right chord in Inthe tilt the heart of the magistrate and the prisoner was discharged So one more may be added to the good things that come out of Pitts Pittsburg burg For the high price of living has not yet touched onions and you u can buy six at of thOrn m for a quarter I |