Salt Lake Herald-Republican | 1909-11-05 | Page 5 | Disappearing Blondes

p DISAPPEARING BLONDES If It we are to believe bellevo the scientists says Success Magazine the brunettes will wUl In Inherit inherit Inherit herit the earth and the blondes will dwindle away All over the world they tell us the tho brunettes are Increasing faster taster than their and brothers and sisters Even In Germany the land of or the Saxon the old Teutonic face faco Is changing and the flaxen poll Is giving place to the brown head In England we hear the same complaint and andIn andin andin In France the old Frankish blonde Is so rare that light hair and eyes are at a decided premium Tho The blonde Is dwindling so fast that you can actually see him dwindle Now according to Dr Charles E Wood Woodruff ruff Tuft surgeon and major In the United States army the same thing is happening In America Dr Woodruff states that the blondes are losing out In the struggle for existence and are filling our Jails and almshouses He attributes this deplorable fact to an excess of sunlight which the sensitive blonde cannot endure The few remaining blondes In the world who read these lines will doubtless regret that they were not born in the dark I ages when there was no excess of sun sunlight sunlight light But we do not despair for we believe that American Ingenuity once embarked em embarked embarked barked on a conservation policy will man manago manage manage age ago to preserve this last great resource of ours the American blonde