Show STRAIGHT H H HILL Philadelphia Times Ill confess my name is Hiram Henry Hill Fellow traveling men and hotel clerks sometimes call me the alliterative H and I have some little fun out of It it declared Hill at a downtown hotel the theother theother other night Every time a clerk says here comes Hiram Henry I remember a scheme of mine to cause clerks tines unac unacquainted with me some little worry If you notice my name Is composed of straight lines entirely not a curved line lineIn linein In it Hill is all straight H is straight and that Includes all the letters when I write my name H H Hill One time I went into a hotel and be began began gan writing my name using only straight vertical lines When I laid nine bars across the page the clerk modestly in inquired Inquired what troubled me Oh I said Just writing my name and concluding the writing with the cross lines In the Hs and the bottom of the two Ls Then I turned the book about and allowed the clerk to read It The writing was legible I Well that beats me said the clerk You had me rue going for a minute or two However I cant work the scheme schema on onan onan an old clerk twice for they me |