Show THE ESSENCE OF ECONOMY Washington Herald Secretary Crowley Crowle of the Cattle Raisers Rais Raisers Raisers ers association as praised the other day in iii Galveston the cowboy automobile The cowboy automobile has come to stay sta he said A cowboy at the wheel can handle a hundred times Umes as many steers as a cowboy in the sad saddle saddle saddle dle But the expense s said tid an English rancher ran her Its cheaper c r in the long run said Colonel Crowley CrOyle I dont believe in cheeseparing on these western plains of or ours Cheeseparing Ch c out here amid this bounteous nature looks Woks as ridiculous ridiculous ridiculous lous as the tactics of or the St Joseph miser There are you know two famous misers In St Joseph two old bache bachelors bachelors lors lorl of or course The old miser called on the younger the other night and found him sitting in the too dark He lit up however how ver when lie he found there was wasa a mortgage paper to be examined Yes Tes he lit up a small candle But as soon as the paper was read tread through he blew out the candle again Why by did you do that his guest guesta a little offended asked Now ow my dear sir said the host cant ant we talk Just as a well in the dark Of or course we can and think how it saves the candle So they the talked on Money loney money mone money But the too host hot noticed strange sounds coming from his guests chair strange creaks and and at last Jut he said saki What are you doing there any anyway anyway anyway way Why said id the other Its dark and and nobody can see aee me so I thought Id trousers and save SIlve wear take off my m and tear tsar |