Show I Bobbies BObbieS Slate I Pa Breaks Up a Musicale and an Gets Gels Scolded e eBy By WILLIAM F KIRK KIRKs Y s r rA A V This picter Is mv my oa pa when he was setting at the piano olano HE picter on my slait today is Pa Ill THE T setting at the piano we was having havinga a m kale but everybody went away awaT wen Pa Fa started to play piny sIng It was nUe last Ma lIa asked asted sum of the nabors to cum over oter beer heer a trend frend of hers Is Miss Sweeney play on the piano Miss Sweeney was ed In Paree Pareo she sed I know wat is Paree but she sod sed that is the she went to toSum toSum toSum Sum other folks that was was thare thue played sum sun things too everybody was having havinga a good time till Ull Pa calm hoam It was about nine 0 D wen Pa calm hoam he be sed business kep Yep him away What Ho Pa led sed wen he calm in a II amerry amerry merry gathering of villagers sed Pa I 1 Iam am nm Pa sed musick hath bath power to sooth the savage beest musick is one oue 1 of the grimiest t things In this world If It not the I am verv er fond of musick lied sed Pa also I mite add that I am a able exponent of It lt Do you like Wagner sed eed a lady to toPa toI Pa Iii I I wUll like him all right If It he was wasa a n Giant sod sed 8 Pa I wish McGraw had bad him He lie made live five 5 nits hits yesterday in lIve five times at bat Pa sed sod Pa Sed Bed He rote a song in jail Then Miss 1155 Sweeney set down dawn at nt the piano she sang a It song Is called the Prison Song It now How I have hue Sled Sl d to Rest Me Ie That Is sum song I It sed Pa Its funny Pa sed what a anice anice anice nice song can be wrote about a Jail I IThe The last lut time I 1 was In la Jail I rote a It song myself Pa sed sad it 11 was called Iron Bare Do Not ot a n Prison Make But Thay Always Lock the Door It was a vary song sod Bed Pa oft In the nUe nite I sing it for my fellow prisoners I Inin Iam nin am n a grate hand hond for making mating myself at beam hoam sed Bed Pa e even ven en In a Jail My fellow prisoners were vary fond of me Then Ma lIa beegan to look 1001 at Pa kind of funny wen Pa la Ma la looking at III him that way he kep his mouth shut shul until Miss ns Sweeney had sung uns V h other was vary pretty It was called the Sextet from Pa tried to join In the koru but Ma stopped him himI I 1 think this Is so tuil led sed one of tae tn ladles ladies to Miss bliss Sweeney voicing as It dots does do l lall all alt of the k ot of or humanity Yes indeed sed sad Miss Sweeney thare always is a Indefinable about that lifts one 1 out of one oneself oneself self brings bring the finer part of ot us UI into th the presence of the grate unknown sed Miss Mis Sweeney 1 Do you know Gorgonzola sed led f Pa la I newer met him sed eed Miss Sweeney It lInt aint a man sed Pa its a song sont It goes MII like this the naho of it Gorgonzola la to of ot the Good Ship Cheese It 11 was TV wrote rote roteby by Wince VInce Bryant sed Pa Miss Sweeney Likes the Uplift As I was saying Miss Sweeney told Ma lIa Mathe Mathe the ladles thare Is en about the uplifting of anything elevating ascending aI Such for Is that rap sody of ot Liszt I 1 play by b the hour by the day for all eternity it seems sed ged Miss Mils Sweeney The be last part of the first verse verile Is funny fanny sed Ia Pa about this ship Lets see how ho does the tune go oh yes sed Pa PD The hull was made of th the portholes was as of Swiss awls the gunners was a able crew thay cud newer mis the masts was wai made of camembert thay was vary talk but Captains Gorgonzola wn w the bl II V vt t cheese ch se of all Ha IIa Ha lIa sed Pa that feller teller Bryant has handed banded me many a l good lair lad sed Pa ls All the nabors beegan bee n to look kind of funny tunny one 1 I of the ladles Indies tot rot up k sea j jI I must be going Must you yon go 0 lied sed Pa I 1 Iam Iam am slIn sorry If It you wont me to sed lied Pa I will send you the words and musick of Gorgonzola Gor onzola No thank you sed the lady she went hoam k then a 11 other lady put on her hat she went hORm hoam too Miss Sweeney sang Hoam Sweet Hoam oam then she went an as a soon as she was gone tone Pa went to the Piano Plano sed I 1 Will Ill Now Render a Ballad Rich I have hate wrote It Is called oiled Thares a Cockroach In Your Tresses Mamie Mamle Deer Then all the went Ma Mame Mame 14 me Ma sent lent me to bed BO so she cud have bate haven havea n a long talk with Pa She Pa gritty hard h rd I 1 cud heer beer them r |