Show P. P M. M B. B Who now 1 i b condu campaign to brace h her r e- e ep with front from 1 I aay ay her Idea of a n problem t foi foi mInds mind la It why teachers tarsi on their but best b be beA be J iI iIA A PLAY fl IN OR on Girl You You Forgot 1 to Wn Wash ah h the I Scene Salt SaIl Lake cafeteria v teachers enter wearing the baan baan ba baan an eastern eastern from from here western here western western- there there state After Atter waiting s minutes for a waitress they 1 i get next to tho the modus later after atter partaking of ot the their thefts or less less- cold reflection and their chins very carefully trays to the pile at tho the 9 j Our Dear Teachers 1 ELIZABETH MISS of ot the Salt Lake teaching Is In presiding this week at at M r E A. A Information bureau at t tb tel teJ Utah t. t This is Jj an m Isolated fact and n no Wo Ve make the the statement fore tor reasons The first because If J 1 who got us our first job andus andus and and- us more moro short cuts to success business world than we e have eve eve able to make use of ot says sas sh J JI I avaricious a II 8 reader of ot tho the column we v iJ M Secondly because she says as a's If Ie w wg put her name Into said Raid column sin como corno up some morning and tea teai our hide in true Irish fashion a aa have havo to prove we wc aint d dAnd And thirdly because to viola Iola instructions of or a teacher even a late hour gives one such a like like whistling in church or pr try punctuate a blackboard twenty feet with a wad vad o o 0 blac bac 1 It is for tor the same three r rt r slightly modified mollifIed that we take d dl in n J presenting tho the names of or 31 all other school teachers wo we have haY in love JOe with from the name o ol Waters u who left leet u us stranded third grade when she eloped eloper wi gentleman s with tho funny glass glaseL camo came so often otten to see her when was tas letting out to Lisle Bra B- whom we ve have l Always wa s 's though even a a. better batter scout you than she sho is a singer and teacher r. r of or The list also includes Tho The Maloy Matoy and Van Yan Pelt Mra 1 0 Oi Jeano Jeana McNiel a a. cert certain ln Miss ton Jessie Duncan Rose Rosc Ho Howard Howan a Wilton Margaret 11 roll roll Miss Migs Curtiss and some feerSt feers fe fe- ers erSt all equally efficient and c ing Ing efficient efficient In that each rach cou tact with incalculable who was as responsible for ever every and chaab chai cha ah ab me me in a tolerant capacity fo to giving the inceptor o of tho tile Note ote to printer Please add ers I J have t lo loved d the name Firman linnan Louise Louisa used to sit In fr fn me mo in the thc seventh grade Jrade It w wa however until yesterday at th I I discovered she had had teacher All AU things thinS's considered 1 p pj you OU better batter set Miss L. L Ii F. F pt Gothic caps lead all print t the list t I We cant can't see why it ap to some good political b boss s this Why doesn't a candid candida about by some way or other ner the Smith vote in this Co co i Mrs Irs Goose Mater i g move to run Brother J THE TIu 1 rhymes out of ot the public m meets ets you might s say Y vor or de despite the worded well well well-w I it ment of ot Catherine D. D Blake make New ew York schools that the thc 1 batch eli of our old standard n n ni jingles les are meaningless r We e quote the following propof prop of or the move Dear Mr Burnett When I think that they m take tako the Mother lother Goose Coos rh out of ot tho the schools I bolt boll all Meaningless 7 Is there anything more d ci dt significant and moral than Tom Torn Tom the pipers piper's son son Stole a pig pig- and away he lie run rUi The pig pi broke loose I And killed a 30 goose And nd Tom Torn was placed In tho thern boose See Seo how chastisement over overt over the fugitive And And I I ask can can thIn thing be bo truer to life than th t bystander the poor poor getting It in rn the neck for tor n not t Disgustedly DIsgusted OLIVER Another vigorous writer Ii p the move e as follows j Dear Sir Noticing the tho movement started here to oust Mother other from the schools allow me t tup tc up and ana state that this is B II III I t terrible This would woud abolish of or the most interesting of oC childhood I remember Iown I f fown Ir Irown own case cage specifically my pc pa per ity over o the subtle moral h hIn hin hi In the following dock The rhe mouse run up the tho do cloi The This clockS clock struck one And down he com come hickory dock Sometime even to to this d rd darise arise hurriedly in fn the the night and smiting my br still till wonder Dont Don't you ANNA Dear Dear Sir When prohibition has become becom of ot the national character we wi nothing to remind us of tho the go gc 4 days when days when tho wine flowed II Hi t tor you ter-you rou r-rou you know when know when the tho lighton light on until after past half ten an anlie anlie lie Campbell was a single m mi mimy but my-but my but the good old nurse Eles of or our youth I think I ll shame to abolish Old King Coal Cos the I tho curriculum If It I I. recall an was wa the egg eg who called for tor hi and he called for his bowl bowl bowl-al alf alfand and the old jazz lasz orchestra My 1 favorite Mother Goose sir is Red URt-d Nose Red Nose Toll cell UH UM where your paint r Sympathetically WELL VEIL X SOW NOW 0 AVE WE KNOW HOI RO HO PRONOUNCE IT Ii The he sporting editor of at your yourIs fa faIs faIs Is a clever er writer and dresses dresse sc But ladles aware b of or his Ilia chant chan l For or now he's hes r r reading ading De Do J M Ma I 1 i. i |