Show U i S S S I 0 S I SO CRATES TESIA I A I When Then a man begins to S seriously of ot getting maniC tragedy of or the situation la Is al comic relief in the S vice of ot his friends BJ 4 I S 0 f 0 S Ave Aye i T was with IT I yesterday that r i tag ing from our much pressed pressed pressed press press- ed vacation we refrained dashing Into the Little LillIe Jiote hote Jn ing tho the presidential suite ac an f viding the opportunity for tor I porter from The Herald Herad toI to view an Illustrious personal I We Ve had Just got hold or of or this fine tine fair and square J 1 II for the tho thelast last week and learne no hittle gusto and relish might say that Judging fn fre I rort forty seven direct Burnett tho the c eighty to the tine fine honest CJ c Ci tor of ot this great and m el col um and pointed rt re about the boss of or this sec tho the paper paperS the world to hock if Ie we did not our old Job at job at once oncel J Now Nou we c are certainly in to this Mr Elal Etal for such flat consideration This Mr Etal Etan haps the best bost writ have ever run rua across self sell and we cannot but COil cor and flatly say that he sho she admirable choice of ot subject in his column He lie could 4 have chosen a better topic May we not also thank very the members of ot the Shrapnel Moonshine Sunshine P. P M. M Fat Schuler Mayor Bock at an 20 O who were of ot such ben aid during during- tho the late vacation Burnett j j l We e say vacation v rith ith no temerity and reluctance con cor rather in the fashion of ot baring his Can fangs s with a smUt smil is neck an J arms arms to to the i i nant beal beaks s and ancl bills o of ten tenn r four hundred the horse flies and a few en deer flies flics and hale red You can hardly imagine how howa a col um writer exposed to tl U orients ments for a week can resen well defined nutmeg nutmeg- U wily NOT INDEED 4 If It anyone In Is going to o send fiend u I to Mara why T h not Rive give he n Representative b. b Dem Demos Demo I who ho b by Tn Tay of or AV tV U. U has haa ha telling telling- W. W V. V J. J 17 ii to head head nl nd Dd the President how he henet B net if It he be to 10 he be like Mr Washington ff S 0 S P S I S S SS S DAILY FICTION STOR STOn Absence makes the heart S p fonder i f Big Hoax I I F it were not for Cor the fac I IF w we know darned well tha th public is treating this uin finn class ass entirely too I serf err to tr try to fool the editor th tb wo We should be rather by the fact tact that when we woo OJ O desk yesterday morning w closed thereabouts seven sc lar b sized bum photographs of ot th charming and captivating I V mademoiselles we have havo laid laic a ato a to 3 There Thero were three whose seemed moro more or less Jess bJ blond nd an whose whose- hair seemed more moro a 0 ablack black and amon among the eyes a aing ing InS these beautiful young p wo we guess Judging roughly the black and white and ana ana prints the they must have havo bee becz where from pale pal grey to Indig and Jet Wo We have we repeat repent rare l lan an eye to a better and more mart oust assorted group of ladle shall paste them all roundabout round about our no noble le typewriter t us on to great paragraphs paragraph nets pastorals and other pok pol u P. 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S Now Now that wo we have seven seon beautiful pictures all allt I Bertha and antl affectionately affectionately- l by Uhf tie most dif hands to Whit to Dear to My I Old Friend Whit to Burney Durney to Old Kid Burnett perhaps some kindly disposed or nine good fellows will corn com forth with half a do doso doa so Box 3 After Arter a while you get getto to toi almost anything In Ja a this Even en a raise t S p p p p 0 P P P S S I S PS WOMEN OXLY I p A young won an of or our acq S ance with deference to EoS Boa Eo 90 S Bertha et ct al says sars that he hei S of or f a problem If It not for gr gre greS re S least for tor ladylike minds mind is ia 1 p por S or or Ps Psyche che knot p We Ve ha have 0 been informed thaIs thap tha thai p Is J a Yer very subtle one ono and ha hay hav do as wo we can see sec it docs does wiS Wi S male attire of or which we mUll rouB p tess ess a more or less S norance we let IH it ride as asS it S S S P P S S S S P 0 P S Wait Till August AugustI T our absence our 1 I Mr Etal Eta moved no d dou u a n. reportorial desire to ff g news ahead of ot the other pa inadvertently went out and and Ci quite adequately and you ou sa say quite telescopically th thi of Summer Skirts Wo We have been asked many manY- since our return why we wc d df go out and cover this and wo we must say ay that the p pure ure treatment of ot the Mr Etal has vastly who have e been waiting all th tho the long winter months 8 SI 84 shortly after the tho Fourth 0 Otwe ol Ot wo we could specialize for a a. cou weeks on this very kind of Jq In Ir Justice to f 1 l can only apologize for our our our-d d stating that the real re rea hold up all our Jokes aboLd abo ladies ladies' fine thin flimsy kl later summer was because b hotter weather it Is soto so 10 roue to see through |