Show A Bit of Burglarious Humor ln ING the winter burglaries were of fairl fairly frequent frequent frequent fre fre- D DURING quent occurrence and citizens who experienced the sensation of tho the midnight prowlers and in frequent business end of automatic automatic auto auto- cases eases were confronted with the an matic will vill appreciate this bit of burglarious humor which is said to have come from the famous Two Gun Saunders ers who is not known to have invaded in our city but who may cont contemplate it The Tho winter has been long and severe yet withal a profitable one ono I have improved each shining hour I 1 Understand understand understand un un- that the thc G drays Dunley ays leave on the fifteenth for forthe forthe forthe the country Their house I is supposed to be Inlaid with precious stones The time Is short hort Fifi Pitt the Ir French maid mahl i is a a. charming girl s I must become better acquainted with her From lYom a street car conversation I learned this morning that the will soon leave for tor tho the sea coast The hou house Is il equipped with burglar alarms but in five lve minutes I can n mal make o them useless It was rather Indiscreet ct of ot I. I his wall safe sato the I Bradford to leave lea the combination to on library table the tho evening e of or his daughters daughter's out coming-out party part I memorized the thing in seven Sc seconds s Toda Today's i papers say the Dingbats are arc going to Ocean Park on the first Old Dingbat is strong on the unpretentious stuff He and his wife live lI alone alono with the exception of ot one ono old servant ser ser- vant Mrs Dingbat Ding has a lot of ot rare old jewels Entrance to tho the house I is simple when one knows how ho hoOn On the whole the season looks quite promising Towards the summers summer's close I 1 may mav take a n. run out to California In my Pierce Pierce- Arrow My ly business b Is somewhat strenuous and I shan shall need a rest This is 35 only a warning that the good old summer summertime summertime time is IS usually a harvest han for the enterprising burglar Let Salt Sal t Lake take heed and gov govern rn themselves themselves themselves them them- selves accordingly |