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B. B C C. S What kind of oC a bird C c can n he He lie tiled filed a petition b i With u ith the tho city commission 4 To stop liquor tee selling tee bee bec Much uch enthusiasm was members member of or th the M M. O. O 0 O B B. B hue here 1 night night When Whon Informed by our oar ch h man H Hy Ball Dal of or tho stand b take tata tho Schuler campaign Shuler aas Mr Ir Sunshine advocating the the schooner Issue Among Among- the many attractions attraction j manY n dered was as a a duet luet by Rum a aid aad 4 C Gi two of oC our worth members or L long long- longto to paint that face fac udo the barroom floor t. t S S S S I I S DAILY LY D. STORY STOny trem r Uy ny m Dr It jj Sign in a a. restaurant Be restaurant c I cooking S S I S S S S S S I 4 AND HE DE MERRY IE t TOMORROW WD wn Din DIE DC 1 This grave grac holds the tho body j Of O poor Michael Mihael McCall t tHe lie Me drank hot toddy Of Ot wood alcohol V VU u. U. 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Fri P HE fE WRITES A t WICKED cot COLl TO TOO 01 And Anti Roy K Moulton oulton sits I la IS I dreary drear den and says Aa Alas ana aud C a Alack that wo we should live 1 0 today to tee e day day when the typewriter is bIf out of or business by tho ouiJa bo 11 boa e. e S YEARS TODAY 1 C The rite e Salt st SIt L Lake police todar I nO they had located W Wend RT RITe end Hermanns slayer of or two S S sU caused qu qUit Lake girls Hermanns Ike a stir g in Salt Lake Iko Lo at CuSt toe tb-C th i iI I ning str of ot the tho twentieth leth century S Next ext summer said Mr W. Jo C CS sad S Oliver special counselor J t S tho smoke commission there thereS herel S in Sau SauWo bo ho no smoke nuisance Sl u Wo We have been working on OL n t I nuisance for Cor somo some time tie and ana now no i S have havo at last como come across the c cof 02 c cor S c arc as U r of or tho the smoke eviL We VC ac S that the reason is directly t tale uw 1 able ale to the fact Cat that coal L 1 bun br S in the tho cit city I S S Hector Hornbill Was Indicted d w the federal grand band Jury trying to organize organise tho ho men nn In iii neigh neighborhood to rise up and worl r iS b against female rule after hours Hector said sald he did not nt nota I mi f voting for a woman working but out no a woman and so s on h to WB tI tI'S tat going darned if It he was ani I com S hat oft off to every even county 11 and d day y be h Into on the street treat Ito Ho HeW ws- ws wa dish dishing to four Cour years at Aiice Uc ing b by Madame adame Judge V 11 ir S. 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