Show I A Glad Calms Cops Mad MadAt MadAt MadAt At April BY fly WHIT DUnNETT Now that's thal's over Which refers to April 1 Casualties for Casualties for such a a. day were day were c extremely light And only once were the tho police spurred to undue activity without result I That was at 3 a. a m. m In treat front of oC I Ithe I the tho uso hotel Three shots rang out on the midnight Told mid I night air Police assembled Only one Is missing But gentle reader he is In not I missing much for at this Instant according to report out of ot a no darkened darkened dark dark- I ened coed doorway stepped tho the missing I policeman April fool says he he the shots I camo came from an automobile ing log glad slad It was more than titan All Fools Fools' day I yesterday A lot of oC respectable people had hal J birthdays which birthdays which have the tho habit of or I falling on ort the tho rich and poor alike Irrespective of tho tIlo calen calendar ar I Among Among- tho the Salt Lakers who yesterday yesterday yes yes- celebrated their birthdays I wore were T. T I- I L L. Holman former secretary secre tar tary of oC state J. J E. E Darmer I candidate for mayor maor last I fall James Devino former chief of oC the city fire department and A. A H. H I Crabbe city commissioner I Not one man was treated at tho the emergency hospital Tor or kicking a aI J I I derby hat |