Show I gg g S JID A 0 ic The Time hopelessness of or trying to e vince vinco a R man eating tackle that th m the really does o s have havo something to a do tIne the game Same J I I S I I I S I I I S S I II I SOCIL l' l lI I I Ignorant orant Y Yes s. s I admit I lara I I cannot tell you ou what a on I thinks But wise vIse too I for what woman will confess h r r I thoughts to lo ono one who sa says saya he k I knows kno 1 1 I I I I S S S S I 7 p 8 S I S I PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN GROWS SIR SIn Add nomination of oC Schuler r President I 1 nominate Fred Smith gU guy who rings the tho hen hell when the e tt tury lury plant nt blooms for vice lee pre l j jI I am already assured of or his as I have shown him that the Job require no more ener energy y than the 0 on ho he now holds Sunshine V VAnd V And nd still they thoy come come Nominees on oil every han hand for for Shrapnel choice fo for President Tho The nominees so o so far farlor I or For Fat at r. r sai be he the only Salt Laker bl big biff fill fm the chair chal r. r 4 Ton Tony J Lund whose platform is of good jokes with notes note t Vice Fred Smith so nj mated because of or his surprising f it clency at his Ms pre present Job that Is rio riG lug Hig the tho village alarm er e every t timet century plant ilant blooms Come on Who's your our choice tol toi tho the destiny of the world 1 Address communIcations communication to Edit Shrapnel Salt malt Lak Herald 1 ITS IT'S AN tN UI 11 M. WI i D JS l. In the most terrific gale In the hJ M h. tor tory of ot Plea Pleasant ant Grove Gro the tho home homec homei Mark Makin was cas turned comp completely w side down an American Fork Citizen Vc te I trust Mr II Makin Availed hi of or th the opportunity so 80 happily I p present rUen tl to get a good look 1001 un ler the t but bur ur for fOI the missing collar button bullon V AMI iNi n O ON IT Fl nITIe A Salt Lake man who went to lo tot c coast a l for tor his health says he hc CAn much encouragement out of or tb the An Angeles papers Time The T Times runs an an anho ho he writes like this For Sale Sale T T graves In a cemetery cry cheap It if t. t ta te teat at t once And h he says a i P rasa Pad firm of undertakers calls its Us c meat a FUNERAL I Well dJ t tup chi eb I up you OU didn't see sec a doormat 1 at the tranco did li 11 Cone VS A farmer is a a. patient man 1 sa say st it freely v. Ho He ne never ner r loses patience V With a sulk sulky plow GOTTA rOl Hi III THAT W. WAY t-It t The Literary Digest for April quotes quote's tho the New York Evening E Si writing of or Sir HII Auckland Campbell Gules G d dp ules s new hew British ambassador to to to-I United States State as ns follows Sir Ir Auckland is tall and Is 11 is i's rail thin though to l tough h and wiry J Well wasn't It who ho H that an ambassador ador Is u it man sent meat one Quo state to another to lie lio for tor Ms o go government fl Let Lct cm em come Tho The tougher the b I 1 II I I S I S S S S I S SS i S II I FICTION STORY STORYS S My I dear he ho said with S you ou are arc the tho most charming deS delightful de de- deJ S attractive striking won wonderful on S donut creature In the world sh shwas She C was his wife wire and the they tho had lad beta been married now ten years cars y Jr S S S I S I S S S S S S S S S I S 55 f IllI IllIS S A An n automobile accident took p pla yesterday st The vehicle camo came In conn with a n telephone pole and the force forc the tho collision tho the two men Inca w 11 were Yore In the rear seat cat against the f fro scats seats with such force torce that both of ot th Lb tM were broken off at the base The Thc Mill 1111 Creek sawmill was u el do IO down yesterday for an Indefinite i nod Mod This is on account of the getting beyond the tho control of Carr Care Grubb the engineer and running in inthe tho the creek ereck taking taking- the sawmill with J. J W W. Ivey hc and Joe Grubb In a shooting affray artray near Pigeon gul gui graveyard eil Wednesday n afternoon J Jb Jo b before tore the difficulty took place a L Ju is to witness the tue affair taht there would bo be no conflicting I limon at the tho trial Postmaster Batavia's mule mulo met meta wi Last Tu ai a Cr very ery painful accident morning It was Cogl foggy a 1 tra hunter passing passing- through h hero here Th mist him for a a. bear and he has hag been lane larae his northwest leg ever el since since tr saw Thomas Cat UK lIE COULD A meek mock little Individual Indi lonely lan U a ruffian In iii a 1554 oth other r tIa day t Can an aia you 1 0 do anything guY guvnor nor big 1 man inquired for a poor poor cb world tIC o othis In the wot's sot got ot t this ore cro cud cudgel el nf |