| Show k I 1 bir 1 Statement It ha has come to our OUI attention that tho the sporting editor who has just completed a tour of or southern Utah towns has wilfully maligned our good r reputation throughout th the whole state b by Informing the tho many charming young persons Who wh came to his official press i car am an and asked kindly about our u health that tha Wi we were a tough guy and n chew chewed d gum um and wore Ion long pants and carried car- car ned ried matches and everything Considering Con Con- the tho tender treatment w w wt extended this mans man's darned darner old ra rat In his absence wo cannot but feel very bad about of ot this kind The Tho trouble is that In reference to these statements we cannot a ac actually actually ac- ac den deny them Th That t Is wh whal hurts Wo Wa are arc a a. tough lough guy uy darn we are arc sometimes so tough tous we wo hate to think about It for fe tea fear I wo we will bite We Wo cannot cannel deny that men come Into our private vate office and lean over our de desI In a very vory flagrant fashion an and when no one is around say Eay Whit howd how'd you like to come across th tin the street and havo a bit of or a nip f. f This would stagger some sone guys guysi but not us f Whenever that happens we Wc lea Icax back in our chair and unwrap another an an another other spearmint or S. S B. B cough cough- drop or whatever Is handy anask am ant antask ask cm em Wha tell fell aint the they go 10 goll legs to fetch the thc stuff over Wha wh tell fell TODA TODAY'S vs v's nEST BEST rICI PICK UP UP UPon il ilOR OR on onA ylA A PARTING PLEASANTRY JJ NE E day there came to the elf cIji O ONE at a Philadelphia hospital a agress jr gress with a broken jaw The surge intent on discovering the exact act nat natt and extent of the injury asked num ous questions to all of ot which the gress ress returned evasive answers answer n na nally lly l she admitted she sho was hit ob J eel 4 1 Was Vas It a large larlo object asked j tj physician large Was as it a hn hard d object ct or Cr r a soft i ij j j j ct hard Was it coming conling rapidly or slowly tas fast Then her patience exhausted she d claimed To tel de doctor I Ijes Ijes vt jes nachy kick in de do face faco by a go goman goman man friend T One One One-of o the questions on Mrs Ie eg M U. r. r Reeves' Reeves character analysis ch cli asks Which do you rou prefer hi 1 lIt ovals triangles circles oblongs oblonG's squares t We Wc wore were somewhat In doubt as ashow as ashow how this could aid in character i until we read the lad ladys lady's ad Ie J you a square pc peg In a a. round holc Mount Pleasant says C S Lund Jr In his fine fino paper T Th Call the Is hub of Sanpete San Sanpete-Sait pete is la the thc hub of or Utah Utah and and mais Uta ma Is Is' Is the tho hub of the Great NeVest NeWest Ne NOT West Vest A commendable civic spin spirl Indeed and since by the i same ame re rea reasoning the great new we west t Is th thO hub of ot the tho continent and the wes west western em ern continent Is the hub o of th Ui world we wc take tako pleasure In sc In ing up another foolish h move moc on th Ui part of or the President for suggest suggestIng Ing InS such an nn Inconvenient and un ur heard of place as Geneva land a as a ca capital for his league nations THOUGHTFUL OLD A. A P. P n B By As Associated oci ted Press Lincoln Neb Nob July 1 16 Editors H.-Editors Editors prohibition ticket story da day name of Anna Howard Shaw from of ot suggested ted nominees for vice pr pt dent She died last year ear At a time when hen labor is i of lying cL down dOVD on job the labor party's ch for President could get a of publicity if it hed he'd d. d dc these charges by ma mal speeches from his sleep porch COLLEGE 1 YOU ENGLISh YOU OU SAID The Tho faculties of ot the university c cd prise the members of ot the corps of ot of professional rank rank of or Utah catalogue uc A p Ii Should be bc awarded to tho the picking out the suggestive words S ee s S e e e e S e e S S S e e OUR OFFICE ICE S S e When hen a woman says Im orr e she sha means menns You Iou might as well to it It-I'm It Im I'm going t to do do again P. again P. P M. M B. B i es S. S e 2 SI nI ILL G S 'S EARLY V Y I All AU cows or other animals foun toun the street after P. P m m. horwill here her will be bo gathered c and placed In pound pound Utah dependent Q AND A. A Sir Would It b be safe ae and 1 for tor a n lad lady to accept refreshments a bottle labeled Root Beer Schlitz Milwaukee is blown i is In glass glass Aphasia t no lady we cannot say however we wc havo have never t ti tu any bottled refreshments refreshment Mrs Winslow got cot t out hers |
