Show i Contrary to geera belief inot i i ih j not matter h how ow many times yoi yo ment on the heat heat it it wont won't darned bit cooler Excerpts from The Lake Credo after after fashion of The Amei Ame Credo by Na Nai 1 et encke I 1 J IJ THAT 1 teachers visiting the o co tion always attend and enjoy y i educational moving picture re ree 2 travelogues ues shown at the local loc 1 atres atre special for tor the N. N E. E At A. A 4 5 y i THAT teachers attending attending- the c co cc n nl l r those h storN tor t u u vii Ui Y j jj HI caras COME NEA tOO THAT Salt Lake Lako is the best 1 lat city of ot its size In tho the world ai ant ani facetious person holding imperil that this Is no doubt traceable t fact that it has been dead so 80 1 Is ought to be is a liar or a a. Calito G 4 THAT Los Angeles is a a. nice but you wouldn't want to live all an the time you time you would get 11 tir the same weather right along 3 y I and year out v t c t THAT the smoke nuisance J J 1 In great part to a a. n glo city commission which hires ex exp e hire their friends to report th smoke problem is nearing then to forget it until the next i 4 f THAT if you get et a a. sliver Ii hi finger er and take it out with a a. p pi pil will get blood poisoning that lj take tace it out with a needle you w wll i I 4 5 THAT tho the correct way ay to pro It is nuh Bon i 1 P. P M. M L n. n BM office tri philosopher r L Ln W 1 i n nJ that she Rile had a a- alot lot of things thing i down dom on a piece of paper wIdell had to do yesterday but bat airing tI fact tact that he ithe lost bet the paper ahi 1 to declare a holiday Thus thin thai lac we are sorry BOrry to aa aay ay we a ai out of P. P M. M B n. IL but bat We ire have hae a ament ment mailed n under cover of da which read nm IW Mr B Bi please en call 11 to the attention of yo you 70 philosopher Opher that a fa ton Tricked weapon but nt b not ao so I camouflaged ed by 7 a c a Signed A A. A d Romeo Wh may ar aal A. A R fl n. n R- R Rire we ire haTe hare d do this The trouble with the Scotch e eslon eMon eslon f i if slon of wishing well well Lang Lang Ma Lum Reek submits Hilda CL c. C I II in the rainy season it could be so converted into the diabolical C Lang Lans Lanstra May tra t Yer Room Leak We Aim to Please j tE latest constructive critic T THE I this column Is that we don donl lish enough local names In i i If It that's all J Here A. A B. B C. C cafe cate A A. second-hand second store Aamodt Ha Hu Aaron Max M. M Aarrestad T. T Abbey R. R G. G Abbott a C. H. H bott Mrs Frances W. W Abbott Abbott- Abbott L. L E. E Abbott Mrs Mag Abbott A Robert Abbott AbbottS S. S A. A v. v j. j i. i v oai A Ill deen Market Co Aberdeen Su Suj Sui Co Aber Abery J. J B. B Able J Jo Abrams braIDs E. E L. L Acheson JL II L Ackerman George Ackerman H. H Ackerman R. R Ackerman I B mond Acme Machine Shop A Pharmacy Acme Printing Acme Trucks Acme White Lea Color Works Acocks Dorot Acomb John Acord J. J A L Ads Adi C. C F. F Adams C. C T. T Ad Ada E. E C. C Adams Mrs EF Es c. c Adams F. F M. M I. I Adams E. E Adams Mrs H L L c. c Adams Adam A. A Adams J. J C. C Adams J. J Adams L. L I Adams I L. L E E. E Adam Leland Adams Margaret Adams R R. E. E Adams Roy Adams R So H. H Adams Samuel Adams W. W A. A Adams W. W Adamson A. A Adamson 3 Chell CheU Adamson G. G H L Adam Adami J. J M. M Adamson L. L F. F G. G Addoms J. J T. T i There Theres There's the left column of or the first page Salt telephone directory If It there al air aln oal cal flames now we have mt OU our ur it ity to oblige that's oblige that's all Being Boing just a a. young fellow i its it's because we haven't lived enough enough anyway anyway we have nev nevi seen seen up up to the time of going t ta ta to J Ja a a single Scotchman who ever i ia a a. bagpipe by Uby note At Last We Have Haye a i Responsibility the lie ARt Will and Frak Fra k kment ment of the editor WI th d day of Our Oar I. I Lord ord rd and Torrid hie himself hen hence e ta fa yon on one oae of more or Ie known and to Mst Mister r Burthe Bur Burthe the whitt whitty right handed hurl hurle Shrapnel I bequeath my ray only and therefore favorite flee Rat and all of ot the meats monts and engendering pertaining thereto and Treat him as a a. father Whit ho is Dear as aB Just a a. young trying to get along In the w wand wo wc and has no mother to guide I 1 n Feed him nothing but cheese 8 and cold beer and for courtesies he will vIll repay you 1 fold told If It you ou are troubled as I h 11 been beon with women Just wh for tor or Hurriedly THE TIlE S SIN S.- S. I IS IN A CASE LUCE rU THAT rUT WE W W JUST REFUSE TO If It this Pussyfoot John ij on most ment gets gels an any further azou arou world P P. C. C thinks tho the St. St E dos dogs in the monasteries of or Ui th will soon be bo robbed of ot their liquor kes kegs and provided with if aid ald package in the tho form torm o of t wa wat an cye I |