Show g oo 00 oooo ij oo 00 1 lJ LU LIFES LIFE'S ES E'S e C Ii I Trying to Impress oneself that aft att attall u all water Is tho only real drink T E TWENTY THREE TY ro TO coIt GOt co t. t It was at tho the Hotel Utah corner a athe atho tho the man was In a a. l. l train time hurry J What car r do I take to reach j t th depot r ho he t Number 21 I said the b bystander After Arter several minutes of ot waiting a n. car camo came up tho the street streeL An k grabbing Gr his grip tho the stranger turn tume on his heel and mado made a foot race f to td the depot Good Lord ho yelled Tho The car w was No 1 IS 11 THAT'LL HOLD nOID EMt Et We are arc not saying it with a a. to make them mad but If Ir some Pric girls took a a. beauty sleep they'd nev neM wake walto up Price Sun v S S P 5 S S S S S SS SS S S DAILY ALMANAC O S March 19 10 Bright and fair SUnt S sets shortly before dark When When plan planting line line- cabbage repeat aloud the S current green goods g quotations quotations- t. t S This will win fill tho cabbage with a a I sense of ot f It Its Importance swell Its Its' S head he-ad and greatly Increase the thai S eventual weight wels-ht of ot the produce T To Td t S be a success never spank a bee S SS S S S S S S S S S S S S S S iI i. i I There Thero ought to be some cr wh why so many marry men who kill th their lr stuff sturt them in thc tho family trunk Maybe MaybO its it's their only comeback to the wife tiresome tiresome- remark that no MA MAN really knows how to pack a a. trunk r EVERYBODY HAPPY r H I. I Brothers Brother's lost a a. button from frets rom hi his 1 i U shirt f t. Mothers Mother's sewing sewing- fasteners on her 41 ui 4 skirt Sisters Sister's nico and comfy In her 80 fur fu tur And father works like 60 GO for tor his 3 pe per Cartoons Magazine 4 t JOKES jogEs ETC ETO 1 fi The editor of or the th high school bool pap lap p pat at Orange Orang-e asks contributors to pleas write their jokes on tissue paper si sq he ho can see sea through them thom News U w Contributors to Shrapnel might pu pub u theirs on tl fly paper those Jokes stick f THAT'S OFTEN OI ENOUGH In civil lifo UCo one person in each thou thon thousand thousand sand of or population is discovered Insane D' D ann annually Price Sun I 1 I S S S S S S S S S S S I S S S 55 DAILY ILY BEAUTY UTY HINT tS t S For cross eyes Speak to them r S kindly S 4 I 55 5 Se s S STIlE TilE THE TORCHLIGHT An unknown traveling was in our midst Friday of or last wc wet and took Fred Wells' Wells picture and hI best mule Old John Ruddy Rudd who has plays playe poker all an his life lite and never slept an any am Imagines that th tho only thing thins for Cor him to do to go SO to sleep would b b. b to shut his e eyes es BUy Cockrell Cockren attended the jn ing at it Rattlesnake Ford last Sunday Sunda which adds truth to the tho old saying tha th opportunity comes at some somo time in 11 II to every overy man An old-fashioned old thug tried to r r. r ray the Peavine State Slate bank at Ridge Thursday nl night ht without an a aut tl t nl Tn 1 V T V P l L I want ant to be a 3 Cuban N NAnd And with tho Cubans stand My toot foot reposing reposing- on a a. rail rall railA railA A highball In my hand Goldfeld Tribune Battle Battlo Ra Raging inS in Berlin Berlin Isn't that the headline wo we were pra Ing InS for tor in the summer GOING DOWN DonS Brown who weighed 00 odd Ii at nt last succeeded in getting a boa hou Unfortunately the house was not buto bu be beto buto to meet such an aa emergency ency as Brow for tor tho the whole place shook with 1 b 11 tread as ns he walked about When he climbed into bed that pi piot pie Pe of ot furniture gave Save a n. groan of or desp despa and collapsed on to the floor His son in an nn adjoining adjoining- room ras rush to the door o of his fathers father's bedroom ha ts t's happened dad he be said to toI I help you ou Its all right came tho the chem reply re-pl ol only Y if It you dont don't find me mae h ne lie nein in tho the morning look in the cellar DE DEMONSTRATING IO TING A teacher was trying trying to ie teach ch I class to observe and match march s and md down the room to convey the theof be Id I of or f a tin soldier Nobody stem stained seemed ot et tire the idea until little litHo Willie 5 5 shrieked out A suffragette t 1 u |