Show oI o- o p 0 I LETS LET'S GO I InY Io Ip p o nY By GUNBOAT HUDSON Universal Staff Correspondent New ew York March tarch t 9 The Tho spring spring- session session ses ses- sion of or agony is on for tho the weary baseball baseball base base- ball slaves They have 0 been commanded command command- ed to show up at the various southern training camps b by their Simon Legree masters and could do naught but pick pickup up the ball and chain and hie hlo themselves themselves themselves them them- selves to tho the land of or sunshine and free tree chow a a. tough life Mates a vcr very tough II life c. c Pit Pity the poor baseball slaves He lie works not neither does docs ho he spin spin but but oh how he ho must suffer Imagine if you can a youns- youns young man be being ins torn away from tho tIle ice covered heatless north and shot to tho the sun sun-J sun kissed i sed flower lower gardens gardens gar gar- dens of or somo some terrible place like Palm Eci Beach h Miami or New Orleans While plumbers house painters brick layers and other millionaires are arc compelled to remain In the frigid snow bound territory above tho Mason Mason- Dixon line tho the trodden down cn ball must needs obey tho the snap of Iho he o whip handled by the tho pow powers rs Oat LI uc ucTo To ha have e these honest and hardworking work hard ing men inca sl subjected to the best hotels and feed bag bag- Joints in th the south is a ac c crimo ime worth worthy of the tho highest consideration consider consider- aton atlon of or some somo of or our intelligent legislators legislators legis legis- lato at Washington Something ought to bo boo done ab about ut It I Let t us set aside abide the tho many war arguments now before Con Congress ress and get right to tho the bottom of the cruel ruel treatment accorded the arm army or of hard working and conscientious conscientious apple The war is cooked on both tm and Is being heln served vitha a a wood alcohol gravy grav It Is time line to get et down to hard fa facts ts present present present pres pres- ent day Issues The Tho life of or a n hail ball ballplayer player is 18 one that should 1 h be looked into Inlo Chewing on largo large hunks of ot Juicy roast bee cooked to a 3 delicate pink with asparagus and cream sauce on onlie ont t lie io side is tho tile kind of oC treatment they hey receive After Arter an clapso elapse of or three hours durin during which time they thO lounge around the Ito Jobb lobby of of- the th hot hotel l In order that their thell food ma may be he well elI digested the they toss on some baseball scenery cener antI and are arc aimed aimel at the thc brill lot Jot with viti a request h by tic the manager to Iron the kinks out of DC their salar salary arm under a 1 1 broiling hot sun In the tho evening e they again destroy another huo stack of oC perfectly perfectly per per- good food and dra drag themselves awa away to the crap antI and poker games nm which are arc ar always alwa's to lo be found in so- so and bos ao s roam ro While the tho grilled old veterans are arc easing tho the apple around tho the lot Jot In a bored manner youngsters from rom the sticks arc are working themselves Into a frenzy y y endeavoring to be bo among those present when whon tho the rattler pulls out for tho ho big town it j. doesn't matter how bow Jon long they In the big town They only want to be th there re lon long enough enough- at aL tho clubs club's expense to to mall a n t few w Continued on Following Page PASC o. o 0 I LETS LET'S GO GO f I O- O Continued From ITom Preceding Page 1 picture cards of tho the big buildings to tho the old folks at home Tile Thc They usually beat time the ca cards home honey I isn't nt n 1 w II John J n Jl Rockefeller Jr right Julin John it its it's about t 1111 J It Isn't everything only ly per cent Jack Britton welterweight champion cham cham- champion pion recently recently- scored another win Father Time seems to lo have ha missed missell Jack b by seventeen city blocks and t then cn I some Never r p pu put J off ilU until tomorrow you 3 can tn put pot off until math the ilic day after to tomorrow to- to morrow morron- Many Ian a woman would t her sweep S the thc ic room with a glanco glance than with a broom Isn't It too bad that a great relt war hero like lIko Georges corges Carpentier must tr travel cl across the time ocean j Just st to get bet soaked on the chin by Jack D Dempsey our own heavyweight champion Just about this time of or the year car tho the baseball holdouts realize that Its It's easier ens- ens ier ler to stem em ens out In the thc afternoon than getting down to an office at 0 9 a aa m. m non ivon r fight w week k hiM entitles hint him to fight 11 Wells ells e for far the tit hip of or l i the be only nh why they haven't Jan been Is tint that the hI title idle doesn't mean an anything In 11 I |