| Show Traffic Cop Job No Cinch T THE HE E HERALD girl reporter tries running the traffic at nt First j. j South and nd Maui Main street an and finds it a tough job She he says sho she sympathizes with Officer V. W. V D. D who is in the signal Station and is of the opinion that his life is not all one o of or smiles and und rosc roses Its Ita tiresome travail even for a n sob tob ob sister f- f ff y S I i J t d' d t I K 3 j s tj f t tr 1 r rs T 1 s it L Wy W t 4 y s 2 d 4 t 5 5 t. t lj v Vc Si W v J V x X W 1 v vv v t r i 4 s f S p r r L I Jm e eI t tI m p r I I r m m 4 rV D- D 5 ei 2 By Uarda McCarty along Show some speed peed Look tok H HOP where youre you're going y atch your our step Turn to th tho right Dont Don't squint your OUr color-blind color C eye C at the lI light ht signals signals' And above all remember not Wise to get in iii front of moving automobiles or street cars I was quartered yesterday for an hour or two on the top deck of or one of ot tho those c cop coops you coops you know those box band-box kitchenette affairs those built on plan with a talking horn attached the tho Isolation wards ward the traffic cops COlS affect I was there thero watching watching watch watch- ing ins the gasoline boat house the trolley trolley ley cars and the tho venturesome pedestrians navigate na the perilous thoroughfares thorough thorough- fares arcs centering around First South and Main Look Before You Leap Now ow from the vantage e point of or a a. traffic box it Is cas easy to note how ho th the world goes on I was noting noUn Being In doubt as to whether Salt Lal Lake c was of r tho tIme conservative o you look leap kind of oC city you understand the kind that rubber stamps its actions Get me The kind that weighs and measures everything c carries their own little pint cups cup with them Well ell Salt SaIl Lake l Js s that way to a a. great reat extent I Iam Iam am nm speaking now nos' strictly of or the femInine feminine fem fern mine portion but then it behooves 5 femininity fem fern to measure especially time the plot of or ground in iii front of or a speeding street streel streetcar streetcar car or a fifteen mile an hour automo automo- bile A man can give o a hop lop skip and anti anda antia a Jump But Just suppose women should take to it it especially in tho the width o of ol I material they aJl allow w their dressmakers to use Guides s With AVIth Traffic T I was wondering too loo whether Salt Lake might not be the kind that gain gam bles with the t traffic hovers around on the edges of tho the regulations so 50 to speak She ml ht if It it wa wasn't nt for Cor time the keen eye ee of the policeman and the stentorian tones ton of ot his megaphone meg that makes visions of or 1 15 fines fines' float be before be- be fore forc the transgressors transgressor's eyes It is sure flure going g to be be tou tough h wh when n that day dawns that the perpetual motion motion motion mo mo- tion in all nil directions at the Iho street crossings comes to an end The traffic policeman W W. D. D McGinness Mc- Mc Ic- Ic Ginness speedometer at the crossing crossin as It were allowed me to st stand nd in front of or hi his scheme color-scheme and turn the thc dimmers up and down call calla a a halt on tho the rr hl hurrying hl vehicles and pedestrians or rush them thorn alon along like the lit little tic of or colored glass falling into shape and out again through h the peephole of ot a a- a kaleidoscope ope I was gazing gaz gaz- in lug ing with unabashed joy and absorbing interest at the throngs The reckless ll JI tle the tho out and under get kind out kind out and anti under the traffic box and that skid around the corner on two wheels that try to to when hen the cop isn't looking and the red lI light ht is aim on on Then there are the tho wheezing dust laden limousines from thO the country Who ho h 1 all signals nals and taI take no account of the I fact tact that a stream of motorists motorist an and cars are running running- In an opposite diree- diree I tion ion giving giving- ever every evidence of or tier sers' I Ing trig as an effectual check These are the ones who vho call Into pIa play the tIme cords I and discords from the thc megaphone aphone I mindedness Absent h eo t orries JI The Time t gasoline engines Ines are no more minded absent-minded tha than n the people who I nl i navigate ate the time streets on two tot fet et The Time professor who walks 0 off f irom the library with a newspaper file In his hand while his umbrella reposes on the time rack or 01 tho limo dame who chews down a n. manicure or stares blankly off at the tIme end of or next week tr very ry often otten fon forget et that when tile the they are eu on one olle corner cor- cor cor ner ncr and wish to reach tho tile Opposite thc they hould cross the street 1 twice The They walk walle on time the theor theory that a u straight line is tho the shortest distance between two to points Tel Tel- Telas as ns a rule Salt Lake 1 Is well 11 She has her traffic down pat and only onh occasionally do th the tI fleeting foot root passengers fJ to Jump ti u mo ln moving automobile do dodge e between I the spokes of ot an oncoming bicycle or board the fender of or a moving street car Watching the floods of oC vehicles chicles and pedestrians from the tr traffic coop makes makes' one ono re feel 1 like Noah about in th the ark and casting an eye out for tor tora fora I I Ia a convenient Mt It Ararat t to debark on I tIElt lf n COJi P Y I Spring Cec e Irrigation Water company compan of or ton filed flied articles of ot incorporation with the time secretary of state tute yesterday with a capital of or OO I divided into shares of or S 25 25 each Edward Edward Ed Ed- ward B 13 Clark Is president W W. Y A A. A Stevenson St cn on vice president and J. J Ivan j Hess Hc s secretary an and treasurer |
