| Show I I April Fools Fool's Day Is J Here Here Here Beware Beware 4 14 l e. e 1 1 4 1 4 S I l Lads Rehearse Pranks in Public I 4 1 if I e I ij 4 c Y I II d 1 I t j d 1 L. L 1 L l APUL F J L A A PR P PL u. u F O Some youngsters just couldn't wait until April 1 but turned the clock ahead twenty-four twenty hours to start art the fun Among the first victims was Irene Watts who is seen in the act of after taking c c. kick drop-kick at the camouflaged cobble placed on the sidewalk by Sam Gaston This is the village cutups ups heyday when the unsuspecting citizen better have a a. c care re j I IBy By ill Milt Davis DavisT is 19 the date ate when that gay a do dog T TIllS THIS tho the village e cutup has hiS Ul day He lIe will wili be the lifo life of or the party party- Trust him him to carry sweetness s and light as w well vell 11 is as gentle gentle- reminders of ot the tile good the true and the beautiful wherever ever evor ho goes oes Ordinary humdrum exIstence existence ex ex- ex- ex will be made almost bearable by y his grin giggle an and guffaw Choice spirit he he hail hall fellow tellow well met Prepare Preparo to meet him Following 1 the fashion Cashion of at the tho Maypole queen In tho poem ho lie left instructions downstairs last night Call me early mother for tor tomorrow I shall bo be prince of or the pranks pr He lie was on the Job betimes be- be times timed and anti hell he'll continue his waggish wag way until curfew practical Iroc In is AVord Vord ord Impractical he ma may be he when it Il comes to anything worth while but a as a Joker hes he's practical enough enough enough-a a practical In Indeed eed For this Is April prill 1 1 Fools Fool's da daya day day- a veritable red letter latter r date in the annual affairs of or the tho village cutup Its It's his time lime Indulging In a n. lot of ot qUipS and cranks crans and wanton wiles And ho lie doe doesn't nt need need any masqueraders masquerader's aders ader's mal make make- e- e up to play hi hIS hla cap and bells belh part Ho lIes lIe's a I Just naturally gifted that way a B By 13 the same tol token en this is the period when the tho war wary citizen will watch his stop lie He will heed the Injunction to stop look Jook and listen In his lexicon of oC circumspection the principal wor word will willi be B- B w r w When hen the village cutup is about he will Inaugurate a policy of oC watchful wa waiting wailing i t in g. g Here Hert I 1 Judging by the past these are some somo of the things which will vIll occur on ott thU thi All Fools Fool's anniversary annl and span citizen will wiil back Jack backup backup up to a p. store storo window looking glass In an If effort tort to pluck an Imaginary thread from his coattail Several oral couples will til take taTo out marriage licenses under the belief that two can live ll as cheaply as 0 one fl e. e Gullible z gent nt will have ha fleeting hopes of or great wealth when ho he seea sees see a l lost st pocketbook on the sidewalk Thirsty imbiber will vIli bu buy a bottle of OC cold colli tea from Crom wily prohibItionIst prohibition prohibItion- let professing to be a a. bootlegger Unsuspecting Idealist will subscribe subscribe sub sub- scribe to ti anotn r league of or not notions ons covenant co n a ii t. t Householder with a natural penchant penchant penchant pen pen- chant for pneumonia will take cm em off oit and put on omi his summer weight Telephone a teto expert will call up uJ the tho state prison or an nn ex extinct ex- ex brewery under tho tim Impression that hos no's about to ta talk to Bright ht Eyes Ir Irps p. p Arc i That Tha t old classic however of at placing I a a. brick beneath a 1 a plug hat hal for tor the chanco chance wayfarer to kick mn may fail fur tUI i lack of or materials During this sartorial stringency the tIme Beau who a n two-quart two lid probably will prefer to save it for Easter or donate It t 5 an Armenian Arm war orphan Tho brick of or course will find a better belter usa uso I Ip i the your Own campaign n. n But Dut there's theres nothing to prevent an Improvisation Im mi- pro with a cap an and a a. cobble cobble- stono stone Although the village cutup will be in I top form torm the fine fino old traditions of oC the tho day will wilt bo be carried out chiefly b by the I youngster Many Man Manof Man of or them had hat hatlI lI lr tricks all prepared last night night its as fre quent snickers of ot anticipation and and the they will be lie engaged in Initiating a a. large largo class of or the incautious tOda today The Tho natured good citizen ma may have o numerous numerous numerous nu nu- nu- nu laughs at nt his own expense while tho the choleric grouch may suffer a relapse Thirteen Bc Under th the jesters jester's augury augur thirteen committee members of or the Utah branch of ot the League to Enforce Peace will meet this April 1 i to plan a program for tOr another queer r date April I 13 They will gather at the Commercial club climb and arid discuss dis die cuss plans for tor peace day which cornea comes a dozen d days s 's from front now They're prepared to put nut It to tn tho the test whether they'll have their Joks on the time Jinx or tho Jinx will have o his Joke on them 5 |
