Show fi j of i E 4 r q 1 5 I f s ALEXANDER 11 1 r i I a r 5 t t I I 1 u t i S r t I I 1 1 Jt it It don dont don't t send Bend an any more good money after It lL But nut what you really wanted to know was about that girl 1 I wont won't ten tell you ou Your wife's with you your And the thc laughter drowns out the thc en energetic energetic en- en ers expostulation of cr Mrs Irs C. C W. W S S. S to her spouse My Iy friends before you call caU m my work humbug do me mc this thin favor Before there thero thereas was as ever eyer a counterfeit dollar In Inthis Inthis inthis this world worl there ha had to lo be a real dol- dol lIar lar mr Before there thre was an imitation silk there had to te be a real bit of oC silk There would bo be no fako fake unless first there were a real thing Remember that In criticising In my work worl tonight Occultist l p Alexander Is an entertainer Should a phonograph raph record be taken of oC his two hours and a half hair talk it would furnish an excellent means of ot whiling a away ay an evening For the tho patter of or the vaudeville monologist has nothing on tho the merr merry talk of oC this student of oC psychology y and human nature And nd woo woe betide the man cr or woman who seeks to answer back in tho the course of oC tho the answers to questions A sudden and unexpected drop is their immediate future with an obligate ato of oC uproarious uproarious' laughter from their fellow spectators Language L is no bar to Alexander Alexandcr I apparently as aa ho h hur ur urges cs his questioners I Ito to think in their own language Span Span- span span-I ish Italian French Chinese linese Nervous of temperament ho he paces pace tip up I and down lIon the thc the theatre now and then darting 0 o cr cr to this scat or that to grasp rasp the thc hand o of a questioner the thc bettor better to lO get et the thc connection with jour OUI mental interrogation ho ox- ox plains A speedometer would r register high If It attached to this human and tho the miles he walks of or an evening evenin would burden the thc business mens men's class of a gymnasium to Id Tell 1 11 of Crimes rIm Thorn There Is only ono kind of oC questions questions ques- ques which I r will not answer warns the seer Anything which would Us- Us close tho the Identity of or a criminal who ha hat baa stolen or slain or Dr anything of oC that sort I will vilI not deal with I am glad blad to give gire advice ad and help however inthe inthe in the thc perplexities which con confuse ruse and re retard retard re- re tard people anxious to succeed Ills His tall talks s arc are excellent Inspiration points lie tells of oC his father Cather a Brit Brit- l ish h army arm surgeon in India who said to the thc magician when he ho applied for fora a jot Job as a 1 boy that he would got s-et It if it he thought ho lie would woul And I got Jot it it said Alexander I thought all the thc way to that tore store Ill Til get this Job And sure enough my fa father ather a- a I ther was rl right night ht You tr try it IL And worn wom worn worn-I I en en dont don't always complain and scold at your our husband If It ho isn't a success sue suc cess slap him on the thc back toll Orlan Orlando Or Or- lan lamb lando o he's hes a wonder and Orlando will sp spunk up and amount to something S l Lend Lead d Pipe ripe The Tho physical world does not seem to form much of or an Interference for tor this mans man's brain Messages not only in envelopes but In wooden woollen boxes tip lip packages and oven even the tho far far- famed tamed lead pipe yield yield their their knowledge to him im it would seem Dont ever fool Cool yourself our about this sphere I 1 hold The crystal sphere phere is 15 looked at lt by b one ono giving ln 1 such an en entertainment entertainment en- en as I am ant merely to enable him to w empty empt tho the mind of at Its ila former thoughts and ancl concentrate it on the tho next problem presented It is used merely as a 1 means of concentration Your life does doeR not pass swiftly before beCore rn my eyes in this crystal sphere I iso uso It as you ou do your our pen point when you OU watch that closely in writing a aletter aletter aletter letter and find you DU cant can't got sot the right word or as 15 one ono would look at his ash or at hi his hla finger nails or out of ot tho the window at a brilliant patch of at sunlight Anything Is good which enables you to lo tor forgot forget ot what has Just passed and to ie concentrate tho the mind anew with all HH Its power on un the thc subJect subject sub sub- J ct to bo be considered remonstrates Alexander against aJ the tendency to look on oil the tho crystal sphere as a L piece of oC magic akin to black cats and witches prowling through the thc midnight hl air on vacuum cleaners Adept U cr crAs As a humorist Alexander belongs to the major league near the thc top notch with a consistent hUlIn hitting lilt hit lIn ting record and a likelihood of ot carrying carrying car car- ot off the 1019 1919 pennant again Ho HoIs Hois hois is also a 1 crack pistol shot and that thal may explain the tho fact act that ho he Is re respected respected ro- ro as well as enjoyed b by his hia audiences audiences audi audi- and wh why his at athis athis athis his questioners arc are taken with vilh a smile of oC patient philosophy Money loney mines and matrimony seem to be the thc three lea leading subjects subJect which are arc studied b by his audiences Judging from tho the character of oC the thc questions submitted And Alexander Is la not nol slow alow to warn any more than he Is to praise Meantime he lie is entertaining largo large au audiences lences every ery evening c with his menry merry morry men mer ry comments on life liCe an and people antI and his baffling replies to hundreds of oC quest ques- ques I t Ions Ask Alexander er has become a watchword watchword watch watch- I word ord in Salt Lake Lako since the nat goed-nat- Industrious entertainer arrived I It J J. 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