Show I I Menu Startles Waiter Grins I Travelers Joy The They were travelers twain lain and thc they were hungry Moreover cr It was meal meal- time So the they sauntered into the diner of or a train which stood at the station here yesterday But nut the they were not enthusiastic They expected to cat one of those government government govern govern- ment table meals prepared lJ by bya a dyspeptic chef cher with a boarding boardinghouse boardinghouse I 1 house imagination and a food famine larder r Then one e of them I looked at the menu I u nun ai ami anu i aiu s at- at icu VU cu I Here waiter walter he called to the Sen Sen- c garcon There has been cen some mistake Mistake What the servitor inquired Inquired in In- In Dont tantalize us the traveler said sternly This isn't one of those regulation government bills of fare which reads read like 1110 a gustatory lamont lament This is an a la carte menu enumerating real food that is fit for the human habitation There has been heen some mis mis- take Take rake it away before I get et ex cx excited excited ex- ex cited nn and bite bito a kitchen scullion l Then lien as possessor of or rare secret and heir executor and ass assignee of or a prospective pros pros- tip the waver grinned an an ex ex- expansive ivory inlaid grin No o mistake sun suli ho he e explained Thc They done dune moved th table an an shoved m in th cant You l kain aln eat Jes' Jes what you ou all pleases Then the travelers tra twain as well as other members of or the traveling tra public learned that food re had been rescinded in railroad d' railroad diners diners and the time old provender pro prevailed plc When Mien the train pulled out of or the station those thoe two to travelers were Just starting starling to give gi a private performance in n ground round and lofty |