Show Creel rf Won IVon on the WarT War IVa WarIE I IT II IE lIE B secret is out I 1 There can ean be no further n argument T and arHl the seasoned armies armies of ot as IS to who Won ton the war var France England Italy America and mul other countries Jid themselves with tho tIm belief th that l that h have Imre ve b been en kidding n played small 1 part in in winning the war thc they might mihl have played a must stand aside c and doff their caps ChilS to that great strategist strict strat egi l. l George gc Creel reel For Eor George won tho the war warU U Yc had 1181 our suspicions all the time anti and now he lie comes out boldly ol lIy and admits it People who thought George wn was dolO doin Parisian lawns nothing but spreading spreading- iki on have another guess com coming ng- ng This Creel animal tells us frankly we might even o say brazenly that while he lie has no desiro to lo take tako tako a a grain of credit away from tho the courage of the allies or the tile heroic decisive charges of the Americans at Chateau Thierry St. St Mihiel and wood that alter after after all nil it was his up publicity offensive that turned the trick nn and beat bent Germany GermaIn- to her knees HAn And And adds George the Great it was ns as hard a battle as ns any fought in in France S Gentlemen with ith the stars an and bars and ruid crosses ot or f honor mid and missing lim limbs s and blinded eyes and gas poisoned poi poi poi-I I lungs what do you think of Mr Creels Creel's feats as I compared with your ol r own 1 Hereafter if we have any I fighting to do we have only to instruct Colonel House to muster in Mr rr Creel and go to it Now Kow we know the I relative standing of the yellow journalist and red red- I blooded men inca who went over oyer the top lop An And this Creel I is still poking his nauseating bunk down the throats of Americans with the full fun authority of Mr Wilson Vilson He Hc Heis Heis I is S on the he political pay pay ay roil roll at a fancy cy price while sol soldiers in uniform arc are looking for fOl any kind of employment that will give gi them a living Speaking of radi radical Jl aliens Secretary Wilson says H Now Xo that the unusual danger of sea travel is over it is my intention to lo carry O out the clear provisions of the law Was as he lie afraid some borne of heui might b bj drowned 7 J J 1 Eighteen members the of-the United States State gunboat pion pion's S 'S 8 crew have married Turkish women Clear Cleur evidence evi i deuce dence that we ve have not been at war with Turkey Bu But what of J the future 7 They ille arc exporting American an to lo eat French 11 nl bu s. s Now Xo will someone please se apply the same aDle I principle to the I I. W. W r W. W an and the iki 1 I While we are arc talking peace terms we should give e some orne consideration to jail terms for the the S vz Sen Senator Owen 0 characterizes Brest a ac a n I horrible hole Lole What does h ho lie think of Russia fe l Im I'm i |