Show t 9 TA IL S I IOLE OLE DULL It i a P h i IY f THIS JOKE IS 18 NOT FIRED ALL FUNNY the two starred service flag above the tho Quartermaster hut but for II Two Two cylinders of tho the paymasters paymaster's liver f are in service OR AS THE FRENCH TRENCH SAY LENT I French Mom Morn Mom lea It Eon Ecu Een what zee zeo American doing witz bees hees hees' hees arms as around you vou zeo last ni night ht Fre French ch Mom-ma's Mom Dalt Ah nothing French Mom lea rom rom- Ia II It It eez well Tres bien He Hc is is slow NEW NAMES FOR THE BABIES After this tl is war nr when tho Yanks go to raising youngsters instead of h It h- h raisin raising with the Huns therell there'll be some new names in ih vogue for the I kiddies Such as ns Centime Yin Rouge or Non Kon would go tiro swell for a n baby bo boy and the little girl can have haye her choice of Tres Bien UnSon Un I Sou Son or Ally 3 I WILLIES WILLIE'S WESTERN WRITES WRITES- II Just Just noticed an item in tho the paper where tho the French say their only trouble with the Americans is to hold them back Odd That's the same amo trouble the Germans are complaining complaining- of Also see where German officials stated they retired from south of the Maine Marne unnoticed but the thc Allies noticed about l or more morel r r PLANE 0 MINE With JUt Apologies When you ou are arc happy happ plane o 0 mine When you aro mad and hard to hold 1 And all the shies are dark And all ail your sour parts aro are true truo R When you ou plunge through tho beastly Show mo your worth y your our sp speed divine cold colli And let lel me soar with you ou And leave leavo me stiff stitt and stark Show mo me the prop that spurs purs you ou on When Nhon you OU are wobbling wobbling- to and fro tro As only N N. P Fa s do do Th Tho I s stunts t un t s you ou mean t to 0 d do 0 T Tell mo me what ca breaks and brings you OU The Tho twists and turns hat that foil toll the tho Hun low And lot let mo me Joy with you ou And let me stand with youl So when th the sight falls taIls tremulous When the last strut droops low And one of ot us us or both of or us I The long long drop must go f 4 dror When the old petro petrol tanks s aflame f J And evor everything c thin s 's s askew v Whatever rate fate our souls souls await awalt t i Still will I swear by by you By By S Sky Hooks AND THEN MAUD II Sometimes So it looks ris as as if I Dame Prohibition will get the upper handback hand handback handback back hero at home However I suppose some of you rou primrose suggest leaving tho the e re dame damo and replacing it with n BEEN FROM PROM MILWAUKEE C. C 0 0 Did you JOlt enlist or were you drafted Private Stuff No sir I was under the influence of liquor PUT HIM IN THE GROUND FO 10 WEEKS SERGEANT I Tho The shades of night were falling fast The motor in its place at last without sound i I Ii The l expired a n i They opened up his hiB head bead and found found- Excelsior I ARMY STYLES A shivering shivering- Lute was as passing tho the sandwich counter in the A. A R R. R C C. C The charming channing Red Hed Cross worker asked him if he was ivas cold r I Yes says say the thc Lute It do do you know I f forgot to put on my ray Sam Browno this morning If the Allies should open a barber shop in Moscow would they be likely to do a a Russian business 7 CONCENTRATING GAS According to dispatches politics will have hac to devote devole its energies to the coming coming Liberty Loan campaign Good That's conservation PRECISION OF OP THE ME MESS SS SARGE SARG E I It Looka here sai said the irate buck It theres th res re's a n. fly in the lie butt butter r. r It That isn't fI commented the Mess it tit is a fly kindly Sergeant a n moth And that isn't butter its oleomargarine Otherwise your assertion assertion asser- asser tion ion is is entirely correct THE BARRACKS ANGLER At morn he lies about tho the brook With ro rod and lines as us wish At eve e down on the tho barracks bunk v He lies s about his hig fish Partly swiped but true huc f DESCRIPTIVE STUFF IN FRANCE PRANCE It The army paper sent a marine marino reporter to write up the wedding Bedding of an heiress to a foreign m 11 nobleman u Must have been a n great glent story H Yep Yep ho he headed it Tied Up to Her Peer Naturalists declare that fis fish fill make mako love to 10 the thc partners of or their choice practically in the same way war that pigeons coo and bow to o their mates One thing lung tho theres there's no cootie chasing I THE THE FLYING PLYING LIEUTENANT At early earh morn or late at night The fhe ideal time to take a n Might high ht When tine the air air is is still and Hl calm nn and 1 smooth While thing is d decd but love Ye c P see the students mal marching marchin hill L by While on their wa way nay to l learn a 11 to to fly l To learn just how ho tho the ship hip is run So they can chase and nd tho Hun Wo We 0 call one man ns as they go by hy To ask th them m how they go so 50 high And how they roll their t ship around Then bring it safely to the ground W With r P. P haughty smile emilo and quick salute Says he I am a flying flin I Ive I've YC driven both the thc an and slow plow And Ill I'll tell you ou all you ou wish to lo know lie spoke polo o of the daring daring- stunts ho he hodill did dill did The loop the toe barrel trio the dive the skid And how he lie watched with bated breath breathA A V A Hun opponent burn to death He lie chummed with Fonck tho the fatuous famous Ac Ace f t fAnd And ho had flown most every place e A machine H tl Vickers Vicker gun And ho lIe would fight with any allY lInn Hun The he i ideal eal wish of his soul Roul sublime r Was bras as to bomb a n town upon tho the Rhine Or start with a load loal of bombs some someday someday day And speed along the tho Berlin wn way war lIi Hn his speech had thrilled us thru and thru We Yo wondered just how much he h knew leW BUT BUT BUT- Just then ho saw his hit comrades pass And ho he followed on to the Class Class' D. B B. B M. M L L. THE REASON WHY Rumor has it the thc reason leason Undo Uncle Joe Cannon ever Cl contemplated running for Congress again was to keep tho trio thoI government from front yanking him in on I the law MEAN II T T want experienced chicken for Friday rued and Saturday with prospects of a n stead steady job Y oun town n Tele Tele- gram Guess he lie wants to organize a musical musi- musi musi musical cal comedy corned And Then tho the Hair Flew Plow Plow- First Fire I Canteen Yorkers It Do Do you know anything that is is really good to 10 preserve the complexion 7 Second Canteen Y Worker It Why h dear are you jou interested in in someone who has one 7 Aerial Observations Thank GawdA A Cincinnati meeting of women is isto isto to 10 be addressed by a Washington V man whose subject is How ITow Silence Will Wm Yin the tho War Yar The Latest Russian Dope The Tho Russian situation is is this aim nim mm pl z y 7 This is by hy Count ich and others who ho have la c bi given gi the situation serious thought Exempted II Congressmen propose to tn tax pajamas pa pa- jamas JJ For the benefit of the A A. A E. E F F. we ve sleep in B. B A Y Ds Nothing On UsA Us UsA A 1 report from Ukrania nia sa says s 's that anything that looks looka like money goes oes there That's nothing United c cigar 0 coupons pass in France No Shortage of Dyes There s never such a l shortage in ind inde d de dye e that a feller cant can't color a story Well We'll Try To Remember It Notice is hereby given by me mc Oliver Ford that myself and Rebecca Tredway Tred- Tred way or ir 03 M as she says Rebecca Ford ord arc are no longer together nor am I re re- responsible for her acts or indebtedness she contracts Wo Yo arc are two and se se- parate Oliver Oli Oliver Ford Erie Erio Erie Kans Kaus Sentinel Yeah BetIt Bo Bet I It takes a spendthrift observed Short Shorty Simms ll to tu cash his bread breud upon the waters these days After Over the TopA Top TopA A letter headed d It Somewhere in jn I I France listens good But wait ait till we e begin to write em headed Some II in in r |