Show By Bv Uarda McCarty I I Round the world t they go Thought ht waves and absent treatments shootIng shoot shoot- shooting Ing ng like lightning bolts from the big d dynamo namo on Cummings field at ino tO University of or Utah to tho the sick spot in IP Berlin where Kaiser Bill resides Did you ever see seo a It wagon load of at common little lIttiG curs with their tails all tied together pulling In opposite di directions directions Ii- Ii for Cor a n. wiring of hot Gog sausages es Did you over see a chorus of ot village church deacons sitting to together together to- to gether in the twilight trying to make the tho rectors rector's table Jump Did you eversee vcr ever see your our Uncle Samuel and cou cousin ln Johnn Johnny Bull outwitting Kaiser Bill at atho atthe I ho tho ouija board No No Well I never have lave either cither But I Imagine It would bo be o something like this First a whole lot lol of ot determination just sizzling around like grease on a red-hot red stove second a a. lot of or energy shooting hooting out like soda pop when the cork ork Is pulled and third as much nc- nc lon lion as ns a bridge party part learning howo how bow to o swing swIn- dumbbells rc Well 11 that's Cummings Cummings Cum- Cum I heidI field Tho The scene Is the old football gridIron gridiron grid grid- Iron ron of oC tho the university Just thronged with tho the hosts ghosts of or dead battles and victories Tho The time Is seven bells in inho inthe ho tho morning Just when old Sol pokes his ila head over the rall ana I pauses in his trip around the world to tomile smile mile at the Utah huskies w wo o ar are HC going through their stunts and tricks to o the tune tunc of or Colonel E. E S. S Wrights Wright's and nd Captain Will A A. Dietrick's army calls alls calls Tho The characters are 65 soldier boys draftees at the university training raining school and business men from rom downtown The plot Is e eyes eyesIght cs right Ight eyes left leCt front face ace forward for ward vard march hands salute and ten shun I Since tho departure of oC the Twentieth I from Crom rom Fort Douglas the stage for tor this unIque little drama on University hill hili has jas been enlarged to Include the tho drill fields and rifle ranges at the fort NONSENSE ELIMINATED This Is a Ye very serious drama n no nonsense whatever Is tolerated but catch atch a glimpse of oC the star-performing star squad quad and you will vili know where tho the comedy comes In It looks like Eddie Fo Foy and the seven little Foys all ranged up to do their turn Sailing down own tho the line from tram tho the first head that pops ops up into sight when the captain calls alls fall tall In line lino or some somo other equally qually stern command to the last littie little lit lit- tie tle Q head that gets there too would be o like lIko a ride down tho the thc shoot shoots hoots or perhaps more truthfully speaking peaking the bump the All An tho the little men In tho the entire compan have havo been picked out for this particular I lar squad and since then they have been adopted as the mascot of the tho company However thc they arc merely one of at the situations in the lie plot To get the thc whole story requires the action of or all nil 65 men While thc they are aro not training to be surgeons or military doctors or mental thought healers or an anything of ot the I like the they are training in such a 3 way that the they can administer some ve very ery ef effective er- er blows when they reach Berlin I and on tho the highways leading into It and In the meantime they are arc quite apt to send some some- corking thought waves across tho the Atlantic that ought to stump old Bill BUI If It he realized what was coming his wa way Ministers lawyers doctors doctor newspapermen newspapermen professors proCessors nn and even sheriffs and policemen make up tho the total of oC the training men Some Soma of or them have havo had military before belore For training in In- In n stance J J. J White Parley and John Corless Corless Corless Cor- Cor less already know kno how to keep In step and which hand to salute with In fact they dont don't quite approve o of being called a rookie but tho the rest of oC them Daniel Alexander Alexandcr Carl Badger Stirling Stir Stir- ling Talmage Taimage Herbert Van Yan Dam I L L. L George A A. Critchlow Karl Kail A I I I Scheid Preston D. D Richards W W. GBurton G G. Burton Bob Burdette H. H W. W Pickering and and Frank Hunt aro are the regular rook rook- ies ics Barr Harry Joseph who has fallen Callen In line lino along with the tho rest of the patriotically inclined young oun men of or the city de declares ne- ne clares dares that not for Cor or Ion long will he stay in tho the ro rookie klc class He lie has already made the brave statement that he will willbe willbe be the general in a month and there Is 13 no way of telling promotions comoso come como so fast Cast In army life Ho lie has lice alread already graduated from the end of or the line wa 10 w o a a. nice place in the center AN EFFORT seems to still be he rather a an 1 effort cause causo some of oC the men do In Inist Insist Insist In- In on getting out of or tune tunc Both their rhythm and their rhyme Is poor In places hut but they are picking up won won- on well and before long it rival Ival a grand s opera or an oratorio oratorios as s their heir one two three four booms out ver oer tho the peaceful morning air all It Is th the etiquette In army roll calls for or two iwo rows to answer at the same time So now no instead of or being the approved I one one two three four Cour It goes oes something some some- 1 thing hing like liko this One one three two three four two But even minor littie little lit lit- tie tle le details like lIko that arc are taboo and urn are being brushed away from Cram the vigorous trainIng raining field where all is precision ond nd exactness So In time It rolls roll long along as smoothly as a Bach symphony I or r a a. Jazz melody I I Bishops and jewelers and dentists and nd boys bos from all over the state are arc takIng aking part In the Intensive military training raining at tho the university In these war da days s Now when tiu me meow ow W men meet each other they Just naturally salute They've got the hab- hab It t that's all I If you OU live in Salt Lake and nd rid are not taking 01 military ta I training yOU ou u are out of at Style t le that's all Bett Better r get et In line and sign up as one of at Colonel Cob Colo- j Colo-j Cobl nel l Wrights Wright's right hand men I |