Show PRA 11 II AL i GUIDE ca fOR AMBITIOUS I r SOLDIERS Useful Points on Army Life 1 Explained by Old T. T Timer Imer 1 t. t Military commands arc In two parts pans preparation r and execution i P After Artel a few hours with the drill sergeant the recruits have Ito lo to admit t that lut his preparatory commands command an ar 0 kall all right but they are in favor or 01 of in um 1115 execution f rl r Drill Instructors u usually prepare for foi their vocation by hy working as ay con con- duelers and calling out 8 stations am and andI I streets When hen the they get et s so 0 o they tiley cn ein pronounce Junction City wah Hunk j wb they arc are regarded a as proficient I The first command command is Wipe that thai smile off your our face When the re- re has Ilan obliged he is urged to assume as- as sume ume an attentive posture In this ni That means you too you ou big big recruit CLEAR EAR AND CONCISE are arc the tho commands for for fora a complete complete com com- lete movement mo Shun Ford For 1 slaw l aw blot er pow Guy lute Ite He Hep Her yer hep hep yer er buta outa step Geraldine there in the middle There that's ever so much pi re attractive thank you t Hep K Klum urn r rye c par daft par roh dalL dalt S 'S Say what the lne hell hell- jv J J fter learning how to execute or s the simple movements mo 01 or the Ute school of the soldier dismounted Jh the he recruit memorizes memorises his leis general orders Repeating his cons consists ts of or vetting getting hl his Adams Adam's apple apple- In In Juxtaposition with his hind t teeth eth i perspiring freely trying to hide his his' hinds hands and kicking kickin his feet in the dust I while ho says My Iy general orders Tare are my my general orders ciders arc arc m arc my my gen gen- ier l orders are arc This entitles entities the recruit re- re cruit to two days days' fatigue or an extra kitchen police i Tho The duties of the cooks cook's police consist con con- con I In getting the drain slopped stopped up are arc re being unable to remove ones one's face in time timo to to avoid a baptism In Ina a II rich mixture when the trouble Is I found If It a guy buy has got a a. warm mitt milt and explains to the top soldier th that t he can cnn operate a typewriter he is given a I series of simple exercises to perform on n a wheelbarrow t ir After Arter three cla days clays s the We recruit Is entitled en- en I titled to get set mad at the newest ar- ar I ar-I rival ihal and say Aw get bet In some service I before Core you talk to me you ou bi big bib recruit OFFICERS NOT CHUMMY r. I I Not ol since the chief chic of ot staff staf was a alance alance lance jack have recruits been permitted per per- I to get et chummy chumm with the th old olds I fn twin but if it they wish to lo hold language Vilh i Kith the C C. O. O the top kicker will I lidl furnish them with permission to Lo dig die a a. holo hole 8 to 10 b by 6 pro l provided ed the recruit will wm fill it up again when he gets bet through I I r All old soldiers ha have havo vo got bot in more time standing to attention on their I heads in the guard house than recruits lave have hot got ol in ht all their service I Recruits do o not salute un corns but ben rn tho the guy uy in charge of quarters I t Outside you ou men it is not for the new beginner to L tar r him the tho first time lime The They should I Mt liot ot say sa Wot Wot ot when addressed by hid un un com com f A dictionary is 15 l kept ept in the tho orderly room for lor recruits who are looking lookin for sympathy th If IC a recruit gets ets kicked by byi mule i mule it Is a a. good thing for his folks folks- VERY HELPFUL INDEED to be an aviator or helpful lints for recruits Tiring of oC straight ht duty the recruit may express a a. desire to outer enter the thel I aviation service in which case cac he will willIe fcc Ie given I a a. grooming kit and asked as a ked to 10 work out some somo simple problems on the tho picket line If It IC he proves an adept at massaging ln l t government so he will have havo tte tEe tte privilege of or bareback exercise after which ho will iII proceed to the tho hoover hower bath to detach himself from Ills Is Is clothing BE KIND TO MULES Tho Tho recruits must not swear at the j mules joules Tho Tim customary salutation is j KilSs Elss mo I want ant to go on I lIck uck report If t f To test his sense of or balance the tho rc- rc unit cruit will stand bland at al attention while re-I re tome ome officer who stutters reads tho muster roll 1011 If It he can see anything On oil a tho the pay table his first pa pay da day he has got sot 20 10 eyes which are arc v won UI wonderful eyes Tho ITh Tho ability of or the recruit to stand ht the e high altitude Is tested b by placing I jim him Im on an arr ordinary olive C drab blanket and nd projecting him sharply into ino m It if he makes a safe landing on Ws ids s nose noso he ho should bo be a good aviator ALGEBRA NOT ILLNESS I The recruit when asked aske If Ie he has hns Wd Md algebra should not claim that ho he I has as alwA always 8 had perfect health nor nori I should hould he answer when questioned bout his trigonometry that he ho has al- al t I Ways ays been a a. good hand with a gun r |