Salt Lake Herald-Republican | 1918-06-13 | Page 3 | Even the Iceman Finds it Too Hot for Him These Days

Even the Iceman keman I eman Finds ItI It I Too Hot for Him These Days Sweeney wasn't it hot The average life lc of the tho cloth coth collar colar was like the poor lii l' l income wrestling with wih the monthly warrant while the regular starched collar colar went by like a comet The The man on the automobile couldn't I enjoy his ride for thinking of punctures punctures tures that would bring bring him down to the I dust under the oil al dripping axles and things an and make him work worl like an I expert machinist machinist away away out in th the can canyon on where those things usual usually occur while the chap with the nickel I slid it down own the new slot and envied the chap in the time green monster that slid past the public conveyance I like an Irish meteor I Even the traffic cop under his awning awn awn- lag ing had troubles besides the raw riot of riders male and more When big re red eye of the traffic signal flashed on the center of the street and some impetuous one dast speed on over the sun swept representative of the tho law relieved the tho strain b by giving that thai rash traveler some Hand Handy Points on Motoring in To Town n. n with many and apt illustrations bean size ant I The Iceman at that did not enjoy enjo life but the heavy poundage of or dripping drip dripS ping pUt simply made his Job the warmer and the roar of or the heavy wagon was as that of a thunderstorm in in tho the distance Cool looking soda venders vendors Joined Inthe in inthe inthe the chirping chorus against the hot wave avo and the lads up at the depots who have to dodge cinders for a living struck hands with wih the passengers who I sa say that war is humidity The train basket of fruit gun gim was all one molten mass and the I cheap seegar a n horror It I was impossible to look at anything anything any any- aly thing hot hot Those who get a weekly I stipend for nursing an assay assar furnace ba had the tile devout sympathy of or the tho howlIng howlIng howl howl- Ing majority Summer furs were were were-In In windows The anI only people who were half balf comfortable comfortable com corn were the lads ads at Fl Ft D Douglas And they arose about 6 before beCore breakfast break reak- breakfast I fast chose tho the sunniest sunniest spot in the I I drill grounds and marched I around and around and around all day and then some of them put on a night I program ram which lasted from 9 p. p m ra Tuesday until 4 a n m. m m. m yesterday 1 and included d a n back breaking and leg Jeg warping hike up a steep dusty canyon road And er e everybody hody who learned cared of it sail said Why h sure they're there going to win the war if the they can do that this weather