Show I II The Th e Jarr ily By y Roy O L. L McCardell C T Copyright 1918 by the Press Publishing Publishing Pub Pub- lishing Co The New York Evening World i And dont don't go putting any of ot tho those c aroma fluids on me either Get me me remarked Mr Ir Jarr as he ho climbed into the chair for tor his monthly hair trim ItI If It my hair Is getting thin let It get set thin I There Thero Isn't nn any dope youve you've got sot will make two blades of at hair grow where one grew before and ana you know It I Easy EnRY with the whip whip Its Its It's a 0 hired hor horse e. e replied Freil the sporting barber In an Injured tone You aint 1 got no right to start giving me a bawling baling out like that Anyway it aint fashionable to of offer tel bal dope lope to toi I anybody What the they seem to want Is Isi I something that will remove remo tho the hair without pain I What hat you do mean menn remove remo the hair without pain asked Mr lr Jarr I Its ts the proof bullet boys whispered whispered whis whis- Fred Tred tho the sporting barber harber Hist I II I think theres there's one in the next chair I t heard him ask the op operator If It I he had a pedicure professor or here who who knew a good wa way to tip a n. SU guy to catch lInt flat feet and falling arches You know theres there's going oln to be a lot of or servIce service serY 1 ice flags In this war that wont won't be ho a am at I popular with the people Hints Hint's the trio I causo ea of ot them as the they arc are with tho I people who sho ClIn fling them to tho the breeze i iI I l dont don't got get t you OU replied Mr tr Jarr i Look LoCk at my brother law said Jr Fred d the sporting porting I When here h r Is he ask aski- aski d Mr Mi II TArl i I I 1 1 Oh you OU cant can't see se him now and I I never could was the reI reply lies Hes In Inthe inthe I Ithe the firm army now E Egbert 1 Is Of or course his hlA real name n Isn't Egbert rt It Is Mike But I 1 con consider g Kebort a more moro In InsultIng Insulting Insult Insult- uIt 1 In Ing name than Mike In fact I con- con alder Eghert a flrMing fieting word So do Ia J I. I raId aid Mr Jarr But what about Mike MIe alias Egbert your our brother brother- I in lw n I a w weli Well eli you know Its It's a- a ap pOoi a poor OI family i iI that hasn't pot got 01 ono obe bum buni the I I I sporting barber Now ow our om family had j plenty plent of hums bums In It which I J got b by Inheritance I J didn't need to marry into any nn did clId I Hardly said Mr l Jan Jarr I r 1 think I I remember Mike Esbert 11 bo ho was the you 1 0 sent to me mc a n c couple of ot tImes time I looking looking- for or work He Hp wa looking looking- for fOI work I but pom om wn was won won-r with MR- MR I I PY eye yE I Fred replied Well Sell he gets exposed expo d to the draft and when he I gets hl his card to come como to camp he hel comes running a to look me un just justas n as If It there wasn't an any strained I family and financial relations between en I I us What did he want with you OU 7 asked Mr Jarr He lie wanted me to put something I on hl his bean to make mak his hair hall fall tE out He lie said he guessed anything we had hod hadIn hadIn In the shop hop would do that explained tho the sporting barber harber lie Ho says to me I If youve you've got any J gr e t me meI menow menow now la is the time to get et even cen ber er all the mone money I owe you ou and mal make I I me bald headed Think of ot how man many meals I t have et In your house hO and Immo blood pol poison on or oi barbers barber's Itch why why you'd have thought this was a pest hou house houe c Instead of ot tHe tife leading sanitary sanitary sani sani- tary tonsorial parlor pallor of at this fair city to hear the cold-blooded cold wa way that jobbie Job- Job ble bie talks to tp me What fid cUd he raU really want want money money J Was Vas he ho blackmailing you ou 1 asked Mr i Jarr I I I Not at nt nil un said tho sporting bar bal her ber He wanted me to make him up to look over two thirty so p he could I got get lt out of ot the draft Why he even evon offered to pa pay me back what ho owed me If It I would tell him where he could steal the money If It Id I'd help him out Did Dill you 7 asked Mr JarrI Jarr I r lured him on remarked the thet t sporting barber grimly I 1 lured him himon on n as Bertha DerUm 1 M. M Mudd the novel writer rIter says I t told him Id I'd fix him all right And I did When I was through h with him he looked like Ilka 0 an Incurable athlete W Why ho looked HO so much like a real soldier that the arm army Just made up its Ita mind It couldn't do without him and sos so's to keep from losing him they keep keel him secure in the tho guard house So you ou have a service na Hag flag flying from your house then thon 1 remarked Mr J JarrA Jarr rr A silk Ank one that set me back six bucks replied tho the sporting barber Sa Say Ive I've Just been wondering how hov man many there is liko like me who arc are proud to fling a R. service flag to the breeze for family reasons For bo- bo lieve me ever every family has its bum Mr l Jarr said perhaps this was true but it was neither tactful nor patriotic to openly say so |