Salt Lake Herald-Republican | 1918-03-15 | Page 4 | The Punster

S C THE PU PUNSTER There is a boarding 5 house on South I Temple TempIo street that is tabooed It Is inhabited habited l by a punster who drives I boarders from the house like the bubonic bu bu- bonic plague or twins He is a n drug drug- cist when he ho Is ItS away from the board ing mg house and when he returns to his meals his conversation goes somei some some- i thing like this 5 Well Ven I soda good deal o or of junk this f afternoon I have ve hardly cinnamon to to- flay but what I got him to buy buy-buy j I- I And Ind nd I got gol a better price th than n the dope would usually sulphur I have hav never benzine to lose a customer One gee oz I zer peppered to leave but hut I clove to him till he gingered up and came over I Im I'm m allspice with em too One fellow came in today an and wanted something for an enlarged head I gave Javo him a glass of or buttermilk and told him it was wasa a little sell sir Well Vell I got to be I gettin Say Ive I've got a new now pair of boxing gloves better let me try am am- monia As I remarked I have got to togo I go The boss wants to eat While he's hes gone I think Ill I'll bust into the I cash box Some men might like to lo till tm the soil but as for me Id I'd rather soil soU I the till I