Show t t a I Take Br This ils Hs Llla Long and anda a f No Now Kow i il iI came to pass as the Earnest Seeker went forth Corth In tho the thoe dew v e eor of or the morning and amI just missed his car as he sUpped slipped on his on-his his overcoat overcoat overcoat over over- coat that he hc took himself by tho the I hair hah of or his head and swore a a. strange oath saying saing Veril Verily i 1 shall keep up UI with the times I shall become an ef efficiency ff- ff expert on the tho war by hy readIng readIng reading read- read Ing Ing- the war news from headline to em 3 dash Then shall I be quoted by the crowd on tho the hack back platform and I shall be an authority authority authority author author- ity on scraps scrap Hero his eye e lit on an account of ur the Hussi Russian n riot and he read how tho the ex x were fighting fighting- the Germans tooth and toe-nail toe while the scratchIng scratchIng scratch- scratch Ing lug like Tartars to let the tourists enter duty free freo and at the same time Siberia wanted to be become become become be- be come a n part port of ot the United StaL States s. s while the Red and White guards were betting about fifty fifty-fifty on the Womans Woman's Legion of Death and Kerensky and Trotsky were cre about as friendly as snakes while the Japs wanted to save c the tho American Amerlean Amer Amer- lean ican stores at Ski from tram the Bolshevik Bob Bol for fear of ot the Ukrainians So he grabbed crabbed a phone when ho he reached rAche 1 the tha office and called up Walter of or the sporting de department do- do am and said Say Walt Valt have you got a n battle royal on at the Cocktail A. A C. C tonight two ring ring- sides |