Show t I Cheer Up Cathbert Cuthbert I BY CLARENCE L. L CULLEN CULLE L JI 1912 hy 8 Co York Wold rilE Pessimist sOe L the Distant THE I Peaks and Denies their ence but th the Optimist Scales There Thole are Several Mythologies to Refute Refute Re Re- fute rute the Dull Dictum of the Man who Says Say that Is IB a a. MythI Walt Wait Awhile makes Slow Work ot of it in Climbing out of or the tho Well No Matter how Much of or a a. Nuisance the Positive MarL Man may Sometimes be bo w we Love him for tor hIs hie Violation of ot the Neutrality Nou- Nou traIl t The Man who Waits Walts to See Soe which Way the Cat is 18 Going to Jump overlooks over over- overlooks looks 5 the tha fact that Cats have the ComeBack ComeBack Come- Come Back If It All of ot our Kicks Kielce wore were I- I Heard ard In Open Court the world would Become a Mighty l Trivial Tribunal The Tho Man whoso whose Word Vord Really IS a as asGood Good as his lils Bond NEVER EVER Brags Brage about it If It you Dont Don't Believe that the world Is la for the Under Dog Listen to the Roar of Acclaim when the tho Fighter who has hns Gone to his Knee for the Count of ot otIno Nino Ino gets gats up and Wades In Like Liko a Wildcat Wildcat Wild WHit cat When we Take a a. Stand to Preserve our Individuality we Quite Gratuitously Gratuitously Assume that were we're Guarding Something Something- that Somebody Else Wants Somehow it always Excites our Suspicion Sue Sus when our Neighbors are Easily Scandalized After Arter youve you've worked Out your our Problem Problem lem lern its it's a Heap of ot Fun to Recall that you Didn't Ask Asic Anybody Elso to Do Dothe Dothe the Sum for or you ou J Incompetence Is In Curable 0 ONLY when hon Its It's Allied Symptom Indetermination Chronic We Po Know Inow now a n. Lot of or Perfectly Sane People who will wili be Glad when the Cabaret Cabaret Cabaret Cab Cab- aret makes Way Vay for tor the Choir In Invisible Invisible In In- visible Temptation has to Do Some Tall Sprinting Sprinting- to Keep Out of ot the tho Way of ot Some of us Invariably W we Find that the Winners play Inside e Ball BaIl against the tho Old Ann Army Game Garno of the Also Rans I The Books of the Man who Bases his Honesty Honest on Policy will Stand Standa a a. Lot of Auditing Yes Character Counts Counts but but It doesn't do its Noisily j Some of ot us Take Up ao so much Time Tim In Justifying Ourselves that we have No 10 Time Timo Left for tor the tho Job Nobody ever indo Mado a 1 Clean Getaway from Conscience It U the Spirit Really Is Willing the Flesh can be Subdued Its It's Hard Har Work Worl to Hold Friends unless unless un un- na- na less wore were on tho the Right Terms with Ourselves Happy Happ Hollow Is Toda Today full of of Fellows Fellows Fel- Fel lows who at Some Time or Other have bave Taken to the Tall Timber Somo Some of ot us Imagine that in Running Running- Awa Away from Trouble we WO Can Make lako a a. Rabbit look like e an Also Alo Ron until Ran until W we t Try It I Tho Man Ian who Tolls ToUs you ou that A flA Miss is as Good Goo as a Mile Is the Fellow who Never Nevel Makes a e Bulls Bull's II The Thc I Kind Hind of or Arrogance that's an Asset Aa- Aa set to the A Auriferous Is a Liability bUlt to I the Impecunious I Iti ti Some Da Day Is the Indeterminate Sentence Sen Sea tence which a a. Lot of us Dish Out to r j Ourselves I j Its It's all nIl Too Easy for tor Fate Fat to Catch us with the Goods to MaTte Make It Necessary for her to do nn any Framing I 1 I About Aboul the Time Tuno a a. Man lan begins U to uc- uc U I lIe that hes he's a Mute ute In Inglorious Muton MIlton Milton Mil Mil- I f p ton he Takes rakes to Using the Fringe Scissors and Inking Inking- His Hat A Good Wa Way to Make Mako old Rainy Day Iry IryA A listen to Rc Reason son is to Havo Have Something i Planted In tho the Sock r. r The Man who Really Arrives never Lets Lots Off any Superheated Steam about having Beaten Somebody to It I |