Salt Lake Herald-Republican | 1912-11-24 | Page 33 | Going the Rounds of the Newspapers

I I GOING THE ROUNDS f fI t OF THE NEWSPAPERS I COULDN'T 1 1 Leading man Jn In traveling company company- Vo J pIn play Hamlet tonight laddie do wo so I not Sub Yes Sub cr Yos Mr dr 11 Montgomery Montgomery- f nt Lt Leading Man Then Man Then I must borrow bono J tho sum suni of or two pence Su Sub h Why Sub Wh Why Leading Man I Man 1 have havo four tur lays days growth upon my chin One Olle cannot play Ham Hamlet Ie t in a heart beard I i Sub Well Urn ar Um Well put on Macbeth J Punch I IA AX AN SY JG limo Tho native nathe thrift of or tho the was waa un under er discussion lon an and a story was told that was he lucId hold to Illustrate it 1 per cr- cr fecU There was waa a man in one of ot tho the Interior Vermont Yermont towns who hud had an old horse I spavined Jn with tho the heaves and 01 0 overy other othor horse ailment ailment- a n mere shadow of oi n a horse hone He Ho used to 10 drive f time the horse to town ever every day i and nile was jeered by his neighbors for tor I 1 using such sueh a miserable least beast I I One da day h lie hl walked into th the store atom atthe At nt tho the corners Wheres heres your horse oise Jim I i ia a friend klI I I Sold hint Sold Hold him row how much did you get J A hundred dollars Got Jot a hundred dollars Who ho In thunder did you sell lIell that hor horse c to for fora a hundred dollars Why h replied the tue Vermonter as 11 he exhibited a n roll roil of or hills bills I 1 sold him to mother Saturday l Poj POL t 1