Salt Lake Herald-Republican | 1912-10-27 | Page 16 | Going the Rounds of the Newspapers

GOING THE ROUNDS OF THE NEWSPAPERS I 0 i ARHE T T. I TALE tIE E. E John Drew has always been noted for his clever el retorts sa says s 's the Chicago o Inter His latest which is II credited credIted credited cred cred- with having occurred in a Broadway Broadway Broad Broad- way a barber shop somewhat dumfounded dumfound- dumfound e cd ed the tonsorial artist Mr h Drew hag has very ver vertine fine tine and silky brown hair It looks a little thin when hen It is uncombed but properly arranged It shows to be very thick and comely As A the barber harber laid his moist cool palm on the actors actor's skull he said You are somewhat bald hald sir Have Ha you OU tried our OUI special tonic Yes Yes returned Mr fr Drew But that that wasn't what made my hair fall tall fallout out W. W WAS 1115 S NO o CI CLAIMANT I. I r Despite tho view that players are extravagant and do o not save their money monc Ada Lewis Is a frugal actress and she has been putting her mone money away for years ears She Is the owner o of of an arm apartment build building In in New Rochelle When hen she bhe went down there to make I at arran arrangements for building tho the apartment apartment apartment apart apart- ment she was waited upon by r members of ot the chamber of oC commerce who congratulated congratulated con con- her upon her enterprise ins ins' Will Ido dogs s be he allowed in tho the I In Ing was asked No No Will 1111 children be barred No 0 In Indeed was the the- quick l' l reply 0 p and I J will go o you ou ono one better I 1 will give a months month's rent free to the thc parents of oC every e baby born In tho the apartment This pleased the committee immensely immense immense- ly h and as they bowed out she smiled a a. little 1 and remarked But nut I 1 forgot to Lo say this is to be a bachelor apartment