Show o CHEER UP CUTHBERT By Bv Clarence Cullen Copyright I 1512 l by br The Pre Press eras Publishing Pub Co The TIle New cw York Tort World THE FIE Boss's Idea of an Undesirable is an Underling who has to be Urged A Lot of us Plead for Another Chance before beCore weve we've Tried Out the tho Ones weve we've Still Got A Lot of or us Ballplayers in the Game of ot Life LICe Imagine that a Triple Play Unassisted Unassisted Unassisted Un Un- assisted would be Pie Pic for tOJ us if It Only the Chance Chanco to Make it Would Come Our Ouray Way ay Yester Yesterday ay is us as Dead as Yesterdays Yesterday's Newspaper Newspaper but but some Highly Interesting Interest Interest- I ing Sporting Editions will be bo Issued I before Toda is 15 I Today Over Frequently when the Game Gamo has Looked sort of Gummed Up weve we've Derived Derived De Do- De- De rived Quite a lot of Helpful Chirk Just from Crom trying to Capitalize our Expectations Expectations Expectations I g C CF F The Tho Dead Level of Commonplace Is what the Eager Young Fellow ellow terms it but the Grizzled Scarred Old Bo Boy Bay who's Been Over the Jumps knows the Joy Jor of or a Contented Mind Make take a Plan even If IC Later you OU Have to Plane it Down Tf U you cant can't Chuck a n Little Cheer f Into what you Term your our Good Advice then Let the Poor Rum go his Way aIn a In Peace It is a Melancholy Fact that Some Somo of us In our De Desire lre to be Different only Succeed in Being Disagreeable If you ou Observe Carefully you'll Notice Xo- Xo tice that the Fellows Fellow's who are Unable to Differentiate between Independence o of Spirit and slid Downright Impudence nce are the Ones who jou Obviously I have Nothing but hut Mayonnaise Dressing in the Back Backof o of oC f the Bean Some Da Day theres there's Going to be a Muzzling Muzzling r lz Law Lary for tor the Noisy Nuisance whose whoso Bark Is Worse than his Bite Whenever that old Self Excusing Hunch Prompts us to Blame it Il on nn Bad Bart Company Compan we Take a Rather Bather Sheepish Grin at in the Gla Glass The Trouble about Letting Well Enough Alone Aone is that then theres s' s no Margin Margin Mar Mar- Marin gin in Left for Cor Wear Near and Tear and Depreciation Depreciation De De- of or tho the Plant A Man Ian has to Play Poker for tor about Twenty Years before he Wakes Up tip to the tho Fact that Its It's the Hardest York Work in All the World We Always have a Tremendous R Respect Re- Re for the ilia Intellect of the fire Friend w whose hose Advice on on onNa a Given Subject Grooves Groo in Exactly with our own Inclination In Inclination In- In and Intention Tho World never ne l II is Stingy SUng with Its Cheers heers for the tho Selling Pinter Plater that Forces himself into the Stake Horse Heise Class Its It's Humiliating to See a Fellow Fellow- Break Into Fast Company only about a n Week eek or So after youve you've O l' Called Caned him a as Bus Bush s L Leaguer agur 1 AMUSEMENTS AUSE TODAY Y I O 0 r p h o c u m theatre theatre Mack Marjorie Marjoric Rambeau and the Orpheum players In Madame X 2 15 p. p m. m and S 15 i p m. m Empress Vaudeville theatre theatre Vaudeville 2 20 O p p. p m. m p p. p in m and I II 11 m. m Rex Bex theatre theatre Motion Motion pictures and pipe organ afternoon and antI evening Liberty theatre theatre Motion Motion pic plc- pictures tures turcs and music afternoon and evening Special feature The Money Kings in three reels eo Tilt Tun EMPRESS ESS The Empress counts Itself fortunate In the fact tact that the bill changes today today to today to- to day give the Pioneer day crowds of oC pleasure seekers a brand neww new brand show how A recent addition to vaudeville from tho the New York Hippodrome and declared to be one of the foremost acrobatic sensations presented here in n many months is the Dollar Troupe which headlines the new bill The combination combination tion consists of ot four powerful fine fine- appearing appearIng- men and four pretty girls who perform a series of daring feats James Marron and William Hines who ho originated the two-man two minstrel first part will present a minstrel act via tho the face black-face route for tho the benefit of grouch bearers who happen to squeeze Into the Empress during durIng- the week The act consists of or minstrel songs dances and snappy dialogue A few years ears ago Will M. M Cress Cressy one of oC the grea greatest est author author- actors adors on the vaudeville stage wrote a called Jimmy Pinkertons ertons First C Case e Eddie Heron was a Introduced to Mr Ir Cressy and by br appointment author author au au- au- au thor and actor met later and Mr Ir Heron read the part to Mr lr Cress Cressy The next day Madge Douglass read the female part The necessary sary legal documents doc doc- were drawn and signed and Salt Lakers will have havo the pleasure of ot first teeing seeing this little drama this week beginning this afternoon at the Empress Empress Em Em- press Instrumental od oddities Instrumentally instrumentally mentally amusing and artistic will be presented by Frank and May Luce A Aside Asido from presenting several classical numbers they have a a. number of or popular popular lar ball ballads ds and ragtime hits Quite the most important of or the recent recruits to vaudeville elIle arm army is Nat at Carr who was a former comedian in Wine Vine Women omen and Song Pong He has been persuaded persuaded persuaded per per- to make a tour tom of the Sullivan Con circuit The feats of or I Un f. f T 90 1 U. I. lilt Ld Lau CIl Chairs are said to stand out above a those of cf his predecessors ors Thriller i ian Is Isan Isan s an and hand han balancer of a decidedly original line lne Tilt I. il If advanced reservations mo are an any y criterion the extra matinee at the Orpheum Orpheum Or Or- toda today on the occasion of Pioneer Pioneer Pio Pio- neer beer da day should be a capa capacity it affair That powerful drama o of mother mothel love lo Madame X 1 X with Mss Miss c Rambeau in the title role is proving a l big magnet at t the Orpheum this week Telegraphic advices ad from New ew York are to the tho effect that the tho Orpheum t opens the re regular ulm vaudeville season reason n SUndo Sunda Sunday Au August J IS S when the headliner head head- liner will be Madame Butterfly cu cut t down to a sixty five e CI minute presentation presenta presenta- tion Lion and produced under the direction n of Dela Belasco co himself rill THI HI HEX Manager Goas Goss Is the son sen sensation cn- cn ration of the moving moin picture season n which will be shown at the Rex today and for the four om subsequent days days' for fo r the first time In ht this cIt city It is a n reel three motion picture drama drama en entitled en- en titled The Auto Bandits of Paris While some of ot the pictures are arc genuine genuine gen gen- such as as the arrest of one of tho the bandits and the finale where here the they are run clown down in th the garage and tho the building buildIng build build- Ing Is blown up b by the tho gendarmes tho story of or th their ir h various crimes Is staged for the occasion by actors made up to close closely resemble tho criminals Tin 1111 Toda Today will b be tha th last opportunity of I seeing the special feature In three reels The Money llano Kings now being shown at the Liberty theatre The story deals ea's with diplomacy and high finance The climax showing a hydro aeroplane carrying an Important letter to an ocean liner at sea is unique and demonstrates the thc pOI possibilities of those thet wonderful aquatic birds in the future Tomorrow tho the feature of at the new program pro gram will be a ma magnificent production production production tion in n three reels of the discovery of ot America America entitled The Coming of oC Columbus Co Co- Co- Co lumbus The picture Is the same that was presented in this city some three months ago at advanced prices All AH who saw aw It at that time were very I I favorably Impressed with it |